About twice a year we meet up with a group of a dozen ex work colleagues for a meal and a catch-up. All is very pleasant until the bill arrives.
Then invariably the waiter plonks a bill down for the whole table and the couples who have ordered three courses, including the most expensive mains suggest we just split it equally and then round it up for a generous tip.
Me and wifey don’t have huge appetites,so we just have 2 courses and relatively cheaper mains.
Any practical suggestions of a repeat performance at the next catch up?
Get new pals. Tell them you can’t make it this year, as you are on the shortlist for the Booker Prize, but you send your love.
Reminds me of a similar situation, my first time in Goa. We found a fantastic Chinese restaurant and took a group of people we had met, about 12. Food fantastic, great night, bill arrives and some wanker starts questioning it. The others said nothing, The guy who owns it, we had got to like, starts trying to take things off.
I look at my mate and without a word being said we walked to the other side of the table,
I asked what the problem was. **** told me. I looked at the bill, divided it by 12 and with drinks, was a fiver each. A fiver.
I said, your arguing and embarrassing the man and we have been here all night, great food and drinking the whole time? For a fiver and you’re haggling the guy. Have a fucking word with yourself. Turned to the wee guy, you’re taking nothing off. Everybody then agreed it was a good idea not to be cunts.
Needless to say, the **** never showed up again. Every cloud.