Spurious Claim to Fame

[Paladin]

I went out with Tracy Book ....Tonys daughter.... knew Harry' Gregg's daughter ( Julie/ Jane) ... we met at Altringham ice rink.. is it still there ? Bought my old house of of Corey Jane .... an ex All Black ... NZ egg chaser dude..

No, it's gone. But they've built a new one, just beside Altrincham railway station.

 

[Bogroll Streamer.]

Did you keep the pan?
Must be worth a few quid on e bay
Verification certificate ?

There was a large skid mark inside it.
No proof it was hers as she didn't autograph the Izal on the window cill.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The mother of one of my colleague's boyfriend is none other than Keren Woodward of Bananarama fame.

Note to self: must check if she's single nowadays...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

One of my mate's wives used to date Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

[york away to this!]

One of my mate's wives used to date Benedict Cumberbatch.

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

 

[DrBlueBob]

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

my bosses cousin is Qyburn in Game of Thrones.....

 

[york away to this!]

The family tree on my mother's side goes back to a cousin of and therefore I suppose across to Lord Nelson. I think this was something that folk did in the Victorian times, though you never do know. There is no record of his fingering antics...

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Did you finger them?

Nope. They were all attractive girls though.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

Bastard! You made me research both Cumberbatch and Dr Strange thinking there was a sorceror supreme reference I was missing!

Then I remembered the last few pages...

“By the Eye of Agamotto, I summon the power of digital dexterity!!!”