Spurious Claim to Fame

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I shagged Gail Platts ex husbands sister.

I've got that pic of gails tits on my hard drive. Does that count as a claim to fame?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Jenny Frost from Atomic Kitten was in my class for a year at school.

To my knowledge, nobody fingered her though.

 

[m7mcfc]

Back in 1991 I was going to run the London Marathon on my 18th birthday. I was still a member of Salford Harriers AC then and my entry went through them.
As soon as I got wind of all the media attention I would get as the youngest athlete taking part I decided I wasn't doing it.
I didn't want my 15 minutes.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I've got that pic of gails tits on my hard drive. Does that count as a claim to fame?

No but it confirms an exceptionally high level of weirdoness.

 

[Phil1]

that is indeed a spurious claim

I wish. She was about 20 years older than me and rough as fuck.
Quinten was funny though. Loved a livener..

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Jenny Frost from Atomic Kitten was in my class for a year at school.

To my knowledge, nobody fingered her though.

Fingering is a dying art mate. Youngsters now are all sending pics of their bits instead of groping each other. Sad times.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fingering is a dying art mate. Youngsters now are all sending pics of their bits instead of groping each other. Sad times.

The good old days mate.

Halcyon.

 

[Shaelumstash]

I’ve got a mate who had “one night in heaven” with Heather Smalls.

 

[dickie davies]

When I was a toddler at nursery, a photographer came in and took pics (not dodgy ones) of one of the other attendees

The pics were part of a scene on Coronation Street and I was in the background of one of the pics, so I've made an appearance on Corry

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Kate Ford was my babysitter.

Kevin Spacey pointed at me once.