Spurious Claim to Fame

[denislawsbackheel]

Jeff Clarke went out with my sister.
Don’t think he fingered her though.

 

[blue aura]

Katie Price winked at me in West Hove Sainsburys about 20 years ago.

 

[Phil1]

Katie Price winked at me in West Hove Sainsburys about 20 years ago.

She does that a lot when she’s not wearing her knickers.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I went to school with Darron Gibson's wife and sister in law.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

The good old days mate.

Halcyon.

The obligatory sniff after!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I bought my house off Tyrone from Corrie

 

[Barcon]

Jeff Clarke went out with my sister.
Don’t think he fingered her though.

He definitely did mate.

 

[Barcon]

My cousin sold her house to Sergio.

 

[mexico1970]

My mate lived next to Paul Young (Sad Cafe lead) and once he gave us a lift to the shops when it was raining.

 

[yeseye]

I've got that pic of gails tits on my hard drive. Does that count as a claim to fame?

You know the rules sunshine ?
I used to work with Trevor Sinclairs brother in law.

 

[Ourman]

My mum and dad live next door to the ex wife of the singer from a 70's band whose Christmas song is played everywhere when it's Christmas.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

You know the rules sunshine ?
I used to work with Trevor Sinclairs brother in law.

I think there are some more harshly applied forum rules that trump those ones, and prevent me posting Ms Platt's wrinkly fried eggs.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I was at school and in the same class as Martin Sixsmith, who was the civil servant involved in the "good day to bury bad news" affair and was portrayed by Steve Coogan in the film Philomena.

Sir Howard Davies, celebrity City fan and RBS chairman, was my assistant patrol leader in Scouts (and got me interested in Scouts in the first place)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I think there are some more harshly applied forum rules that trump those ones, and prevent me posting Ms Platt's wrinkly fried eggs.

Just draw a crude bra and some sunglasses that make her look like Hamburglar :-)

 

[Snape]

Scenes of Jimmy Grimble was filmed at my old School

 

[KS55]

Any one remember Paul and Barry Ryan?
My ex wife used to play with them as kids.
Now, a challenge: can you post something more spurious than that?

 

[davek1808]

The obligatory sniff after!

Yeah only way to tell if she was classy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I am a celebrity poster on Bluemoon.

 

[Phil1]

I once got a ‘Like’ from a celebrity poster on bluemoon.

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

I was at school and in the same class as Martin Sixsmith, who was the civil servant involved in the "good day to bury bad news" affair and was portrayed by Steve Coogan in the film Philomena.

Sir Howard Davies, celebrity City fan and RBS chairman, was my assistant patrol leader in Scouts (and got me interested in Scouts in the first place)

........ You dirty ....... dirty, old man ....