"Stop the Boats"

[Mr Kobayashi]

Glad you’re aboard with him.

A reminder that saying you’ll do something doesn’t mean they will, unless they revert back to the Dublin agreement.

Still, if all it takes to secure your vote is a little sound byte, I can see how you voted gore Boris last time.

Just wait until someone promises magic beans.

 

[Scaley]

Joined up policies needed.All these national service teenagers can line up on the beaches with pitch forks and keep the buggers out.

There’s actually a novel called “ The Wall” by John Lanchester which isn’t a million miles away from what you’ve suggested mate, it’s not a bad read.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just wait until someone promises magic beans.

Do they grow into wave machines?

 

[Scaley]

What is their home country? Difficult to prove.
Which safe country would accept them?

Going back to my previous life, I did come across a Sudanese fella I’d encountered previously who’d been subsequently granted asylum as it was deemed too dangerous to return to Sudan. He was working at a car wash and I asked him how things were going, he said great “I’ve just come back off holiday.”
“Anywhere nice?” I asked.
“Yes Sudan,” he replied.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Do they grow into wave machines?

They grow into anything you want. £1000 per bean or £5000 for the seed bean and you can grow as much as you want for a lifetime supply.

Which one would you like?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They grow into anything you want. £1000 per bean or £5000 for the seed bean and you can grow as much as you want for a lifetime supply.

Which one would you like?

Our government would buy the £1000 bean in April, to show budget restraint, before buying 500 more throughout the financial year, including 300 in the March to make sure their budget isn’t cut.

 

[Scaley]

Easier to build a wall.

Have a read of this mate, it’s quite topical especially with National Service being brought up in the current political climate.

 

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How about giant fans on the white cliffs of Dover to blow them all back.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Have a read of this mate, it’s quite topical especially with National Service being brought up in the current political climate.

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Will check it out, thanks.

 

[Scaley]

How about giant fans on the white cliffs of Dover to blow them all back.