Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[Goaters]

The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.

Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.

I wondered what old microphone head was doing since the saved by the bell days...

You know your life's shit when you've gone from being in saved by the bell, to then having to DJ in liverpool of all places..

Love the Screech tale! Is a douche bag a condom? Is douche cum?

I believe it's to do with being a method of contraception so I'm not sure whether he was implying I'm not going to get any. While he was indeed correct a number of ladies did seem to want a piece of him for some reason.

 

[tangaroa]

Douche

 

[The Ox]

Douche

As Lilian in Shameless said "A Douche Bag is like breath freshener for ya fanny !" One of the funniest comedy lines I've ever heard.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

When i was younger my uncle had a Sunday league team and we had a team photo taken on the pitch at Maine Road, i was also bollocked for having a kick about on the pitch whilst waiting for everything to set up.

 

[manctheknife]

I contributed a couple of chapters and quotes to the epic cultural novel of our time...'Perry Boys'....oh, and its sequel.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i m an extra in a movie.

 

[MATCITY]

My cousin went out with Jason Orange of Take That fame

My brother knew someone who had Patrick Moores phone number

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

yeah sporty spice thought i was a fan as she walked towards me in a heathrow airport bus terminal.....unfortunately i was happy to see the lady behind her.

she was on my plane to LA for millennium celebrations, she was there to film the never be the same again vid` with lisa lopez.

 

[roaminblue]

I don't have anything as interesting as most on here, however:

- My old man is currently involved in very high profile, and somewhat contentious project
- He also used to work with a well known TV scientist
- My sister is a musician who has played on the BBC a number of times (proms etc) and has been part of an orchestral backing support to a few very well known artists
- my dog was a well known (infamous) local celebrity when she took part in the duck massacre of 1997

edit:

I also used to work with a woman who snogged (her words, not mine) Fabrizio Ravanelli

edit, edit:

I also used to write for the BBC sport website, this was years ago and it seems like none of my work still exists online.

I have also met the cast from this is England, the women (obvious one aside) are all incredibly attractive. Despite me trying to charm them, it didn't work and I ended up going home with a female usher from the event who was pretty damn unnatractive

 

[laserblue]

I was once on a flight with Princess Di. British Airways Islamabad to Gatwick 1991.