Strange/Indirect claims to fame

My best mates great aunt is related to ricky hatton..







Scrapping the barrel i know, but the only person i could think of that i remotely am related too in any kind of round about way
 
bobmcfc said:
mackenzie said:
A second cousin of mine was the prostitute named in the first Jeffrey Archer case.
She was found to be a liar by the judge who then went on to describe Mary Archer as 'fragrant.'
Monica's story was then found to be true, years later, and Archer was rightly imprisoned.
Monica died in a car crash about the same time but at least the truth was out by that point. Odious fooker that Archer.
And the judge was senile.
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That's so sad
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It was bob. And the really bad thing is that her only child, her son, had no
Idea about her previous lifestyle until it was brought up again in Archers second trial.
She tried to protect him.
 
Malcolm Roberts' mum gave me a pair of his loon pants.

I went to school with Ian Wilson of Sad cafe.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.
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Is she fit then?
 
My Mum was once propositioned by Tom Jones, just before he hit the big time.
Although I doubt this was a rare event.
 
My misses dad's best mate is the chap who picks Micha Richard's and other premiership players audi's up and takes em to the dealer to be serviced and then drops them home..

Apparently Agbonlahore at Villa is a top lad and always tips well
 
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.
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Is she fit then?
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She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
 
Also played rugby against Andy Farell (now england fly half) - Was shit hot when he was 15 and just seems to have only got better
 
I was a goalkeeper when I was younger and Alan Oakes gave my Grandad a used pair of Goalie gloves signed by his son Michael from a wolves reserves game to give to me. My grandad also used to live round the corner from Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes. I am told they are lovely people as are their wives.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.
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Is she fit then?
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She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
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How old is she now then?
 
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Churchill123 said:
Is she fit then?
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She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
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How old is she now then?
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She was 30 in January.
 
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Churchill123 said:
Is she fit then?
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She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
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mmmmm soccer saturday over 100prem goals, le tiss
How old is she now then?
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gordondaviesmoustache said:
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
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How old is she now then?
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She was 30 in January.
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Ain't Danielle O'hara is it.. if it is then i'll be the most jealous bastard on this forum.. i've always wanted to taste her!
 
My gay cousin had anal sex with a Scottish alcoholic, think he said his name was Alec,Alex or something like that wonder if it was fergie.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Churchill123 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.
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Is she fit then?
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She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)
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Not if it's Dwight Yorke, it's like a cricket bat handle. ;-)
 
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