Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[BimboBob]

LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.

 

[bluemooninho]

LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.

I can now see why we've made a connection on this Bimbo as I was lucky enough to be boning for a few months the mother of a well known young lady who got her tits out for the daily papers. Being in my 20s at the time and her in her 40s if it was happening now some people on here who shall remain nameless would want me to describe her as the MILF she most definitely was. But again it comes back to that respect word and I'd rather fondly remember her as the dirty minx she was who liked nothing more than to whip my cock out at every opportunity. Sadly no jizzing on her tits though she much preferred not wasting it.

I have to say at no point when round at her house did it ever enter my head to have a quick search through her daughters knicker and bra draw. Respect you see.

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

A fine figure of a real man if I do say so myself. there's no way we'd ever see you in some purple trousers sporting a man bag.

 

[BimboBob]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.

I can now see why we've made a connection on this Bimbo as I was lucky enough to be boning for a few months the mother of a well known young lady who got her tits out for the daily papers. Being in my 20s at the time and her in her 40s if it was happening now some people on here who shall remain nameless would want me to describe her as the MILF she most definitely was. But again it comes back to that respect word and I'd rather fondly remember her as the dirty minx she was who liked nothing more than to whip my cock out at every opportunity. Sadly no jizzing on her tits though she much preferred not wasting it.

I have to say at no point when round at her house did it ever enter my head to have a quick search through her daughters knicker and bra draw. Respect you see.

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days

In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

A fine figure of a real man if I do say so myself. there's no way we'd ever see you in some purple trousers sporting a man bag.

To be fair to the lad I doubt there's a man bag big enough for him. It would look like a purse on a string around that girth.

 

[Rorz88]

I was on the Victoria Centre advert for Christmas over the last 2 years - I was Leori from Grantham if anyone is from the area and saw it ? its on youtube ! Victoria Cente in Nottingham City Centre by the way !

 

[BimboBob]

I was on the Victoria Centre advert for Christmas over the last 2 years - I was Leori from Grantham if anyone is from the area and saw it ? its on youtube ! Victoria Cente in Nottingham City Centre by the way !

I reckon you're Sheila from Stapleford really.

 

[dick slexia]

Kieth Moon bought me a pint of lager once

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Alfie Moon bought me a pint of lager once

That dyslexia getting the better of you again!!!

 

[dick slexia]

Alfie Moon bought me a pint of lager once

That dyslexia getting the better of you again!!!

Lol definitely Keith Moon
At least my name gives me an excuse

 

[BimboBob]

I went to Alfie Moon's wedding.


Cor blimey strike a light.

Guv.