Strange/Indirect claims to fame

Malcolm Roberts (google him) gave me a pair of orange loon pants
I went to school with Ian Wilson of Sad Cafe
My sister went out with Geoff Clarke (ex City CH)
I keep bumping into Terry Christian in Bramhall (twat)
 
denislawsbackheel said:
I keep bumping into Terry Christian in Bramhall (twat)

You clearly aren't bumping into him hard enough.

Can you try with your car next time?
 
My great grandad Jim Colins was Assistant, equipment maker, stooge, manager and bodyguard etc to Harry Houdini and can be seen here <a class="postlink" href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ</a> getting the great man ready for a stunt. Amazing to see a chap I never new making history on youtube!
 
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!
 
Martin Keown walked past me last week whilst I was stood at pizza van in Gloucester Green Market in Oxford.

It's a moment that will stay with me for a very long time because the pizza was delicious and at £3.99 plus a pepsi, down here that's a fucking bargain.
 
bluemooninho said:
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!


You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.
 

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