Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

once escorted Jane Seymour around town early morning, she wanted to walk her dogs, I got the call to assist.
lovely women and fit, she is a black belt so who was escorting who...

my wifes mum is cousin to Billy Bonds - ex west ham.

 

[bluezi]

Joanna Lumley once stopped and helped my Mrs lift our sons pushchair up onto the curb. With me on one side and Joanna Lumley on the other.
Christ......... .
"Technically a 3some"......

So by default can I claim to have had a 3some with my Mrs and Joanna Lumley....?

 

[mad4city]

Joanna Lumley once stopped and helped my Mrs lift our sons pushchair up onto the curb. With me on one side and Joanna Lumley on the other.
Christ......... .
"Technically a 3some"......

So by default can I claim to have had a 3some with my Mrs and Joanna Lumley....?

Or you coulda lifted the pushchair yourself? You lazy git.


Unless you're disabled, obviously.
Then you're a lazy, disabled git.
;-)

 

[glyncity]

Phil Oakey of the Human League once asked me if i could change a quid for 2 fifty pence pieces for the fag machine in a night club in Sheffield , unfortunately i couldnt but i offered him a couple of fags for acknowledging my existence , seemed a decent bloke

 

[-dabz-]

My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weatherman
I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...

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[-dabz-]

Ahem!....moving swiftly on....I had a jam session with Vinni Reilly last year...
....He preferred Rhubarb and ginger and I plumped for persimmon and gooseberry. Good sesh really....

 

[speccybob]

Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!

You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.

TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.

 

[bluemooninho]

Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!

You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.

TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.

LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.

 

[BimboBob]

You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.

TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.

LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.

LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.

Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days