blue aura
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I went to school with Charlie Brooker.
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Strange/Indirect claims to fame
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Pigeonho
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I shook Schmeichel's hand in Mulligans after they won the CL in 99, not as sign of congratulations, but to wipe the piss off my hand. I was just surprised he fell for it. I was then given the waggy finger from Keane's minders because I barged into him when he wouldn't move out of my way, (same piss up, same day, same boozer). He, (Keane), went on to beat up a women that night, the ****.
Carstairs
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Glyn Pardoe once asked my mum out.
brass neck
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When my great grandad died, he was one of only 4 or 5 people who knew Harry Houdini's secrets. He invented a number of his cabanets and lock picks, he was his right hand man, his stooge and his plant on occasions. Bizzarly there is a film of him here helping Houdini prepaire for a stunt. His name was Jim Collins. He left his family and pissed of to America. never to be seen again...nice bloke!!! Collins is the chap in the waistcoat tying up Houdini's legs before a hoist took him up I presume.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ[/youtube]
Churchill123
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BWTAC said:Got talking to David Beckham in a bar in town when he was still with the rags and he seemed a nice lad, however, I can confirm Gary Neville is a **** with no sense of humour.
This would suggest your right - [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlZTfkuYHjg[/youtube]
SkyBlueFlux
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The Duchess of Kent once told me I had a "funny name".
I also fobbed off the United squad when they were doing the rounds at Manchester Royal Children's Hospital by pulling the curtains around my bed and refusing to let them in to see me.
I also fobbed off the United squad when they were doing the rounds at Manchester Royal Children's Hospital by pulling the curtains around my bed and refusing to let them in to see me.
Had Linda lusardi lick squirty cream off my nipple whilst her husband (gay hairdresser in Brookside - apparently..) watched.
Turned down Chris Quinten's ( Gail Platts ex hubby) rough older sister who tried to seduce me when she was off her nut... Probably explains it.
Had a few of the girls from "take me out" back at a villa in Tenerife when they weren't filming their shit dates on the isle of fernando's. it wasn't my villa by the way, and I only watched..
Was in a lift with Paul malignaggi in the MGM after he was beaten by Hatton, was a bit pissed and was 'escorted' out by his big fucking minder before I reached the floor I was heading..
Had David Moyes reprimand me for allowing a couple of his team to play cards in my bar until 6am on one of their yearly trips to tenerife.
Paul scholes was a good mate until I fucked off abroad and he became a multimillionaire - also still mates with a few lower league players and a couple of pro boxers.
Probably a few more, but on the face of it I think it's fair to say that I'm not really in with the rich and famous..
Turned down Chris Quinten's ( Gail Platts ex hubby) rough older sister who tried to seduce me when she was off her nut... Probably explains it.
Had a few of the girls from "take me out" back at a villa in Tenerife when they weren't filming their shit dates on the isle of fernando's. it wasn't my villa by the way, and I only watched..
Was in a lift with Paul malignaggi in the MGM after he was beaten by Hatton, was a bit pissed and was 'escorted' out by his big fucking minder before I reached the floor I was heading..
Had David Moyes reprimand me for allowing a couple of his team to play cards in my bar until 6am on one of their yearly trips to tenerife.
Paul scholes was a good mate until I fucked off abroad and he became a multimillionaire - also still mates with a few lower league players and a couple of pro boxers.
Probably a few more, but on the face of it I think it's fair to say that I'm not really in with the rich and famous..
EVILBLUEANT
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Whilst working in a Hotel in St Ives I called Jill Dando Jan Dildo she wasn't impressed also went on to get her head blown off about 3 weeks later!
I made Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) some Sandwiches. No special sauce for her.
Funnily enough her career went downhill rapidly too.
I made Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) some Sandwiches. No special sauce for her.
Funnily enough her career went downhill rapidly too.
The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.
Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.
Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.
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bluemc1
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Goaters said:The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.
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