Strippers ...

Total waste of money just for a striptease.
Pointless really.
I have been to strip clubs when on lads holidays and was probably more entertained by the cheaper booze and the comedic value of seeing fat old men throwing loads of money at girls young enough to be their daughters (as they laugh their way to the bank)

I have however enjoyed good sex brothels abroad (notably Thailand) were I've payed to have naked massages, 2x women in jacuzzi sessions, and so on... Memorable experiences :)

It's great having a nice relaxing massage, and a lucky ending :)

Stripteases? Zzzzz
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Me and a girlfriend got taken to Stringfellows by a mate on his expense account in the early naughties and Peter Stringfellow himself went over my girlfiend and offered her a spot working at the club if she was interested - which I got a kick out of, if I'm being honest.
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Cleaner?
 
Mate in America and i had a little snifter and he proclaimed ' we are going out' next thing i am being relieved of 60 dollars by a large man as some tart had apparently danced 3 songs for me, the beer was good (warsteiner) but at 10 dollars a pint it fucking better be. In evaluation, it was a very expensive pub, i have no interest in paying for sex or for a woman to feign liking me. I fucked of to the back had a few more drinks and was happy to go and so was my poor wallet.
 
Watching strippers to me, is like going to a restaurant and they bring all their great dishes/drinks out to show you .... then take them back in the kitchen leaving you salivating ....
 
Been to a few and I have never seen the appeal. Used to drink in a pub in Peckham in the 80's and the landlord thought it would be a good idea to get a couple of "tarts" as he put it. Next Friday afternoon me and a mate walk in to see one naked girl on the floor dildoing herself while another was sucking a bloke off in the corner. We got our beer and went into the garden. This happened for about 6 weeks in total, same girls. The pint mug was passed around for cash, filled to the brim with pound coins. They made a mint. Mainly from older gentlemen.

Last time I saw strippers was in Edinburgh on a stag a few years ago. Lovely looking women but not for me.
 
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