I’ll get your coat.I rang up the local medical centre for an urgent appointment as I felt I had been shrinking for a few days.
The receptionist said there were no available appointments for at least two weeks, and said I'd have to be a little patient.
Aaaaahhhhh,Swifty,you speak for so many of us.The wife insists on switching on to watch that bloody awful murder thing with Sian Gibson and Johnny Vegas.
Then I look at her and - she's fallen asleep!
So I surreptitously change channels and she wakes up and says "Hey, I was watching that!"
I say "No, you were asleep" and she says "Course I wasn't"
I always watch Countryfile with me wellies on.It doesn't so much bug me but I find it pretentious shite when I see people attending a golf tournament and wearing golf shoes. You wouldn't wear football boots if you were watching your son play ball in the local park
Correct,should be some blokes sweaty gruds and an ashtray full of dimps.The current fad on Righmove where the house is staged for the photo's. Always a tray on the bed with a cafetière and some croissants on it.
In about ten seconds.You should've said "I'm just having weird sexual relations with drone, I'll ring you back"
Or the fact that a percentage had been replaced by bags for life made from…..er, plastic which was much heavier and harder to degrade. They made matters considerably worse.Since the introduction of the 5p charge, the government was self-congratulatory on the drop in the use of plastic shopping bags. What they didn't mention was the dramatic increase in production of plastic liners for pedal bins.
But if people took their own, non plastic bag....... the reason Morrisons are charging 60p is to try and put people off using them.Or the fact that a percentage had been replaced by bags for life made from…..er, plastic which was much heavier and harder to degrade. They made matters considerably worse.