Stupid little things that bug you

[maccieblue]

Cockneys on holiday
Why are they so fucking loud ?
Breakfast this morning, just choosing between an apple and an orange involved the whole fuckin room!!

Get both and decide when you back to the table you tw@t and leave everyone else out of it as no one else is remotely arsed !

Nowhere near as loud as Americans on holiday

 

[Xhavenjoe]

In between the football I watched a couple of competition shows this week of people buying antiques and then selling them at auction
They seemed to know what they were talking about but the team that won lost nearly £200.
The presenter was delighted in telling them that they won.

Its a bit like that show with Jay Blades where he gets things from a skip, spends £500 fixing them up and then tells us he made £50 profit.

 

[idahoblues]

Nowhere near as loud as Americans on holiday

All Brits are way worse

 

[Barcon]

Leff handed batsmen

Is this a euphemism?

 

[DrBlueBob]

The estate agent's interpretation of a map is creative.

Also, what's "Didsbury Point" about? That's Withington.

That will cost you an extra £20,000.

 

[crublue1]

I said to the woman in tescos , can you get a sign put up to give way to the right in the car park , i am sick of near misses because people are morons , she looked at me like i was mad, lol

She sounds like a good judge of character lol :-)

 

[KS55]

I said to the woman in tescos , can you get a sign put up to give way to the right in the car park , i am sick of near misses because people are morons , she looked at me like i was mad, lol

“I am sick of near misses.” Try head on collisions, they are much better.

 

[KS55]

People with British accents saying bro

Nowt wrong with that, blud, innit.

 

[KS55]

The telling off or the looking at it?

I had a gf who displayed a very comely cleavage. She used to say to blokes who were taken with it while talking to her “I’m up here.”
I got a free pass.

 

[Maccblue]

Exact same with Bollington near Prestbury .it used to be Bollington near Macclesfield

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