Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Or pre chill yer knob prior to going out shopping.

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

 

[Barcon]

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

I’m not allowed in my own kitchen. “Unhygienic”, she said.

 

[give it to gordon]

Adverts which 95% of people who use it agree. Than you see only 300 people have been asked

 

[TinFoilHat]

Engerland fans in the wum.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Home player umpires

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

When DFS deliver on a sunday. Call at 06.20am and turn up at 06.40am
What the actual fuck.
Can’t get back to sleep

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

TV & Radio announcers feigning surprise at schedule changes..."Apparently there is an important football match happening tonight.
Heard it a 1000 times already.

 

[give it to gordon]

Neighbours

They are all retired around me. I'm sat here watching the tour de France, windows open. All I can hear are bloody lawn mowers. They have all fucking week to cut the lawn but oh no I'll do it at the weekend :(

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Wimbledon wankers who just can’t help but to shout something they think is funny out as the player is about to serve.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

The Americanisation of dates. Our local council are the latest to advertise an event on July 24, 2024. Get to grip everyone, it is 24 July 2024.