Stupid little things that bug you

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Yeah, the daftest are those that inform us that Team X hasn't beaten Team Y for forty-five years. They must think that statistically there's a voodoo on Team X. Most of the so-called stats are devoid of any mathematical robustness and are generally irrelevant to the game that would just be starting!

The one I have laughed at most were the statistics' that surrrounded our visits to the new Haringey arena! Never scored a goal, never mind a point! Oh, hang on, here's Erling to confirm a 0-2 victory!
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Mr. Motson likes this post, ironically.
 
Red squirrels. What the fuck is wrong with these things?
I have never heard such a racket.
This little prick is going batshit crazy in the pines on our front lawn.
I'm getting an air rifle and shooting his fucking voice box out.
 
Barcon said:
Red squirrels. What the fuck is wrong with these things?
I have never heard such a racket.
This little prick is going batshit crazy in the pines on our front lawn.
I'm getting an air rifle and shooting his fucking voice box out.
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Don’t mess around, get a ‘Benjamin Vaporizer’ in a 22. Great accurate air rifle, with scope about $230. Then eat the squirrel
 
ted the grass said:
Iconic....every fucking thing is described as being 'iconic'...if every fucking thing is iconic, then nothing is iconic....
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Describing some event as "Historic" when it's simply a new record.
"Historic" world record. There must have been an "Historic" world record for the previous one" and "Historic" for the one before that and so on...
Almost as "Historic" as landing on the moon.
 
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