Stupid little things that bug you

[smevchenko]

There is an advert on Talksport (yes, I listen to and from work), for the shirt brand that KDB is promoting... UNTUCKit

How many fucking times does the 'word' UNTUCKit or Untucked have to be said in one short advert. And then the advert is repeated in the next ad break. Fuck Off

 

[Deleted member 77198]

And socks up over the knees. strange to me.

Very strange. They’ve all got a fetish about wearing women’s stockings in my opinion.

There’s only two footballers who know how to wear footy socks and that’s Agüero and Jack Grealish.

 

[Blue Mist]

People who don’t put the weights back in the right place, in the right order, in the weights rack. Or those who don’t even put them back at all and just leave them on the gym floor.

Maybe they leave them on the floor because they are too heavy too lift ?

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Did somebody say just eat

 

[Cellarite]

The fact that the betting companies completely take the piss with the “when the FUN stops, stop” banner at the end of their advert.

Not only do they make the word “FUN” bigger and in circus style writing, but it's only displayed for about half a second sometimes.

The government and tv companies paying lip service to a national epidemic again.

 

[mikemcfc]

The fact that the betting companies completely take the piss with the “when the FUN stops, stop” banner at the end of their advert.

Not only do they make the word “FUN” bigger and in circus style writing, but it's only displayed for about half a second sometimes.

The government and tv companies paying lip service to a national epidemic again.

I bet you're right.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People (usually thick ones) who add or leave out the letter S

e.g. my wife's maiden name was Owen. The amount of time people people called her Owens. It made my shit itch. I used to work with a fella called Tony Byrne. So he called called Tony Burns by thick twunts.

Then there's the S droppers.
A footballer gets injured "I see he's out for 6 week". Pluralise it, you thick fucker. You sound like your head buttons up at the back.

 

[stonie]

People, ok the mrs, who don’t put tops on milk, juice, toothpaste etc properly.

Know your pain, ours went but 4 years later they came back and it's worse

 

[Deleted member 77198]

A few football related ones:

That there are other clubs that are called ‘City’.

Concourse singers who don’t sing in the stands.

Teams who play in yellow whose fans chant “Ye-llow... ye-llow... ye-llow”.

Sets of fans who chant “HANDBALL... HANDBALL” whenever the other fans shout it thinking there’s been a handball.

That we use the ‘Heartbeat’ theme tune for Leroy Sané when “Leroy” doesn’t rhyme with Heartbeat but “Raheem” does but we only have “he’s top of the league” for Raz and when we’re not top we don’t sing owt else for Raz.

And when people call certain defensive tactics a “block”. “Low block”/“high block”.

 

[flook]

They were shit granted but at least they were MG's

I've had two, the first one I could see it falling apart around me as I trundled down the motorway at no more than 70mph officer, great fun but appalling build quality, second one was a bit better