Stupid little things that bug you

Blue badge holders who think it gives them carte blanche to park like a twat.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Sets of fans who chant “HANDBALL... HANDBALL” whenever the other fans shout it thinking there’s been a handball.
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They think it's original and humorous when in fact it shows you up for the thundercunts that you actually are.

I can't stand City fans "ole"ing at the best of times but certainly not in the first half.

As soon as it started at 2-0 up against United in 2017/18, I had a gut feeling that we'd lose.
 
When the lift door is about to close in the lobby at work and some stuck up woman jars her hand in it as you’re about to go and then presses floor 2.

Use the stairs you fat cretin!
 
Lazy fuckers who use lifts in department stores. They are there for the disabled, people with prams etc.
 
The **** who moved from our apartments building 6 months ago to the nearby one, but still leaves his broken car on the building parking all the time and just left the second one on the spot I use all the time. I just acted as lunatic down there and whole building block were on their balconies watching me being absolutely mental and am inches away of doing something very stupid about this that I'll probably regret later. I fucking hate myself when I lose my head.
 
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The phrase; “boiling piss”

I’ve never heard anyone use it in real life but everyone uses it online.
 
BosnianBlue said:
The **** who moved from our apartments building 6 months ago to the nearby one, but still leaves his broken car on the building parking all the time and just left the second one on the spot I use all the time. I just acted as lunatic down there and whole building block were on their balconies watching me being absolutely mental and am inches away of doing something very stupid about this that I'll probably regret later. I fucking hate myself when I lose my head.
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Let his tyres down. Don’t slash them or owt, just get a match stick and stick it in each tyre valve until each one is flat. Then remove the match sticks
 
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