Stupid little things that bug you

I despise how these phrases have made it into English usage:

"off of" - just off is fine.
"real estate" - argh!
"can I get a.." - no, it's Please may I have.
"gotten" - fuck off.

Also, during the pandemic, we seem to have traded "Stay at home" for "Stay home", which fucks me off royally.

Well said. It is vital we defend our language. And the "can I get" is the most annoying construction since "train station".
Although, having said that, "gotten" is a medieval English word that emigrated to the States and now seems to want to come home.
 
Well said. It is vital we defend our language. And the "can I get" is the most annoying construction since "train station".
Although, having said that, "gotten" is a medieval English word that emigrated to the States and now seems to want to come home.
We could start to defend our language by punching anyone who says the word like more than once in a minute. That will stop the fuckers.
 
We could start to defend our language by punching anyone who says the word like more than once in a minute. That will stop the fuckers.
Using the word “like” when they mean “about”.

“He was like 6 foot tall”
“She was like 30 years old”
“It was like 60 miles away and took like an hour an a half”

ABOUT, ABOUT! Even “approximately” or just “around”... but not “like”!
 
These cunts who take this 2 metre rule to the fucking extreme.

Some blob of a woman in Aldi before shot me the dirtiest look as I got behind her in the queue, probably about .5 of a millimetre short of the 2 metre lines.

Look at me like that again and itll be the last thing you ever do fatty.
To be fair to her, you did have your cock out.
 

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