Stupid little things that bug you

[richardtheref]

That welsh girl on the One Show. Keeps going on about how her & her better half are snapping at each other due to the lockdown, However, a few weeks ago she said she normally left the house at 10 am to rehearse and did not usually get home til about 11pm. How much time do her & the better half normally spend together ffs

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Whistling and humming.

 

[Barcon]

Be glad you're not in the u.s. where tv programs (sorry, programmes) have fucking pop-up characters from other shows appearing every ten minutes at the bottom of the screen to tell you what's coming up in half an hour, tomorrow, next week.

Even worse is when you see something that looks interesting only to find out that it's not even on the channel you're watching and you don't get the channel that it is on.

 

[goatersnipple]

Does my fuckin head in , saw one today overtaken by a 4 year old in the park , thought he was a proper out there rebel , he was about fucking 30 yrs old !

Or them stupid scooters.
Leave children's toys to children

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Was out for a walk on a local beach today for my daily exercise. A lovely little pup ran up to say hello, couldn't see anyone around so I gave him a scratch on the ears and was looking for a name tag.

30 seconds later a woman comes running up the beach screaming at me not to touch her dog.

Now, she had no lead, nowhere in sight.

She was in a right state screaming at me for touching the dog. I stayed calm as possible, said ok and walked on, to a volley of abuse.

It continued, eventually I lost it and said if you don't want anybody touching your dog, keep him in your eye line or maybe on a lead? Have you got a lead?

No.

What a fucking weapon

 

[Winchester]

As I've Mentioned b4

Anyone who calls Problems "Issues"

Ffs it's so stupid

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

The sound of people chewing

 

[Mozzer]

Whilst we are on the subject of language, portmanteau words can fuck right off. Staycation, bromance and chillax etc. Speak properly, it's not clever or funny.

 

[Barcon]

Whilst we are on the subject of language, portmanteau words can fuck right off. Staycation, bromance and chillax etc. Speak properly, it's not clever or funny.

And podcast and motel.

 

[Winchester]

Or

Hes in a Good Place Right Now!

Pathetic.