Stupid little things that bug you

give it to gordon said:
Funny enough I have just finished going thought my clothes for charity, guess the missus will nick the space I have just made lol
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Women do like to fill up cupboard space. I clear out the old tins and jars of expired food in the kitchen, so I can see what needs using up. She goes out to buy more stuff to fill it, and the cycle repeats every 6 months.
 
Your on your phone (for example On this forum) your about to press on the Bluemoon Forum and about 0000000000.121 seconds before you finger touches the screen a fucking advert drops down and you end up going to an advertisment webpage!

I live just off a road a couple of miles long.
I come to turn onto this road all the time and it’s dead apart from just the 1 car which seems to ALWAYS meets me at the entrance the second i get to it which means i have to stop.
 
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J.G.Blue. said:
People in the background on the Antiques Roadshow who nod there head like they knew what the thing was & how much it was worth just because they are on the TV,
ie, some old bloke brings a long bit of old wooden stick onto the show, The expert says "ah yes this is a very rare 15th century Polynesian murder stick & is worth around £25,000" & some dickhead in the background is nodding away wisely like they knew that all along when really they just thought it was a old stick!
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Also the faux look of shock affected by people who take something valuable in and then pretend they didn't know what it was worth before hearing it from the expert. Like there's no such thing as the internet. They're basically there to show off.

Also, while I think about it, those bastards who find out something is, surprisingly, worth a few bob but then claim they'd never sell it, it "means too much" to them. Yeah, so why did you take it to be valued ?

Mind you, it's made up for by the saps who take their family heirloom, "treasured for generations of the family", which turns out to be reproduction crap. To watch their greedy faces fall when they're told it's not worth putting in the auction is a highlight of the show (although I only watch it for Fiona Bruce). In front of millions too. You love to see it.
 
MikeF said:
Wireless printers that don’t connect

I swear this fucking thing is going through the window in a minute
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I remember being round a mates house and walking passed his brothers room and seeing the brother standing over the printer holding his laptop and shouting "I can see it, you could see it yesterday why the fuck can you not see it now you useless piece of shit" only for the printer to start working and print out multiple pages.
Still tickles me to this day 15 years later.
 
toolah1511 said:
I remember being round a mates house and walking passed his brothers room and seeing the brother standing over the printer holding his laptop and shouting "I can see it, you could see it yesterday why the fuck can you not see it now you useless piece of shit" only for the printer to start working and print out multiple pages.
Still tickles me to this day 15 years later.
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Brilliant

I’ve given up in the end as my pc has obviously fallen out with the printer and not talking anymore!!
 
Yogurt pots that for some reason pop when you open them promptly spraying your dark jumper, it's like they have been pressurised inside grrrrrrrr
 
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