Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

When Just Eat and the like bring you a Maccies without the fucking dips.

How hard can it be to put 2 dips in a bag with the rest of the scran?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Philip Schofield constantly saying " you've smashed it" to contestants on the cube.

I don't see any glass Phil, so stop trying too hard, and please try and cut down on your TV appearances

Think he’s referring to his own bumhole.

 

[Kippax77]

Think he’s referring to his own bumhole.

Haha that's cleared it up for me.
Cheers mate

 

[Barcon]

Building and gardening presenters wearing brand new hi viz jackets, overalls, hard hats, gloves etc etc who clearly haven't done a stitch of work.....at least make it look like you know what you're talking about. I'm talking mainly about those 2 dodgy looking American 'brothers' who look more at home on a Village People LP cover than a building site.

The ones with the big white teeth? Pair of pricks. Unfortunately, a pair of Canadian pricks.

 

[Magicpole]

Top Notts. Cunts.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

The wilful encroachment of American language into our culture. Describing things as “sucking” or being “pissed”.

 

[northendenton]

The dating site,ad the "actors " must be drawing their pension now it has been going so long,it now must be into rooney territory

 

[Bill Walker]

Building and gardening presenters wearing brand new hi viz jackets, overalls, hard hats, gloves etc etc who clearly haven't done a stitch of work.....at least make it look like you know what you're talking about. I'm talking mainly about those 2 dodgy looking American 'brothers' who look more at home on a Village People LP cover than a building site.

You mean @Barcon and @idahoblues ?

 

[idahoblues]

You mean @Barcon and @idahoblues ?

 

[BrianW]

TV people who ask silly questions like:
'How upset are you by your wife being burnt to death in the fire?' (Slight exaggeration but you know the style.)
'How pleased are you at winning your first Wimbledon title?'
I always want someone to answer: '73.2%'