Stupid little things that bug you

[dronefromsector7G]

Being caller number one in the queue for 15 minutes and counting. Get off the phone you ****!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Ready meals that ask you to remove the film lid and it doesn't come off in one go so you have to go round the edge pulling little bits of it off. Why can some do it and others not?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Cunts who try to haggle with me over a fiver on Shpock.

Just fucking cough up you tramp.

That's illogical.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Private plates ;-)

judgemental c*nts who operate on the 'I can't have, so you can't have' principle!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

judgemental c*nts who operate on the 'I can't have, so you can't have' principle!

judgemental c*nts who operate on the 'I can't have, so you can't have' principle!

Who can’t have it?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Twats who ride their brake pedal at night blinding anyone behind them. Just put it in neutral and use the handbrake.

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

When I do a full wash load, think I'm all up to date with the washing and then get the load out and a tissue has gone through the wash
Meaning I have to put it all back in again

 

[Newman Noggs]

When I do a full wash load, think I'm all up to date with the washing and then get the load out and a tissue has gone through the wash
Meaning I have to put it all back in again

Maddening. But, by some supernatural phenomenon, it never happens when the Mrs does the washing.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Weather presenters.

KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS STILL.

Stop blocking the north west with your hands and arms, at the time I need to know what the weather's going to be like, especially when they say "we're in for a changeable day".

Fools

 

[asahartford1]

Goalkeepers who try to make a simple tip over the bar into a spectacular save, by flailing their legs all over the place.
But worse the pundits who then shouts
" what a save".