Stupid little things that bug you

[laserblue]

I get irritated by those who can't distinguish between worse and worst on here.

And those who use the noun bias as an adjective instead of biased. As in "The ref was bias against us".

 

[metalblue]

Getting no little blue bag in a packet of salt ‘n shake. On the flip side getting two feels like a big lottery win.

 

[Magicpole]

A broken leg.

 

[Koniec]

“Content”

 

[heatonblue]

Adults who cant eat something without getting it all over their face

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Siliconing the bathroom. My absolute worst DIY job, hate it with a passion. Being a perfectionist I can never get it spot on and perfectly smooth. End up like Father Ted trying to fix that Ford Cortina "you will never get it...spot on".

Masking tape is your friend in that situation (siliconing the bathroom, not tapping the dents out of a Rover) takes a while to prepare but its well worth it if you want a perfect job.

 

[Magicpole]

Adults who cant eat something without getting it all over their face

Even sea food linguine in a spicy tomato and garlic sauce? Fuck sake, cut me a bit of slack.

 

[heatonblue]

Even sea food linguine in a spicy tomato and garlic sauce? Fuck sake, cut me a bit of slack.

No

 

[Magicpole]

No

Fair enough.

 

[MellowJoe]

Fair enough.

Ha ha Heaton was having none of It,You got told off :)

 

[blueyorkie]

People that write should of instead of should have! Pet hate of mine.

 

[Dirty Harry]

People that write should have instead of should have! Pet hate of mine.

Do you mean ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ ?

Incidentally, my spell check thing altered it to read like yours.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Young females crossing the road with prams. They stand on the kerb waiting, but put the fucking pram IN the road. What the fuck is that about?

People walking their dogs do similar here, their other favourite pastime, rush hour traffic, narrow roads and pavements, and have their dog walking in the gutter !

 

[Magicpole]

Ha ha Heaton was having none of It,You got told off :)

He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.

 

[heatonblue]

He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.

Stripping to the waist is acceptable

 

[KS55]

He has a point. I was trying to get an exemption for what is a very tricky operation re the rolling of linguine. I have solved the issue of getting my beautiful white shirts distressed with forces of the sauce, by stripping to the waist in every restaurant. Let them stare, point, shout and demand my removal.

Er…just cut the linguine up with a knife and fork. Not very Italiano but saves us from you man boobs.

 

[Magicpole]

Er…just cut the linguine up with a knife and fork. Not very Italiano but saves us from you man boobs.

Man boobs? How dare you sir. As for your use a knife and fork? I almost gagged at the crassness and lack of style, sophistication and self respect in that outrageous advice. Have you no shame?

 

[Magicpole]

Stripping to the waist is acceptable

I thought so, my mrs on the other hand, let’s just say the jury is still out.

 

[talkativesprout]

People walking their dogs do similar here, their other favourite pastime, rush hour traffic, narrow roads and pavements, and have their dog walking in the gutter !

Difficult to work out which one here is the biggest c*nt, I feel your pain

a. People that come out of their homes when they need to regardless of the traffic congestion
b. People that walk down roads far too narrow for cars and pedestrians
c. People that have the audacity to own a pet and think that their pet should get preferential space on the roadway

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

And Carragher still not being able to pronounce "Gundogan", even though he's now played in the PL for 7 years and is an established German international.

There's a match commentator (BT I think), who pronounces his "G"s like "K"s, eg: Erlink, Bellinkham, Sterlink, Sportink. Quite off puttink