Stupid little things that bug you

[DrBlueBob]

It is but it is a fucking awful misuse of apostrophes.

Actually it is what is nasty about Grandma that remains unsaid with the apostrophe that makes the name.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

So very true!.
My house is very close to a junction and nearly all drivers turning right into my road cut the corner, sometimes in a very big way and there are regular near misses. One young lady was so far on the wrong side she almost collided with a car coming down the road, she avoided this by turning into my garden, destroying half the hedge, garden gate and several concrete posts.
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A bit of good news, it certainly improved the look of the citroens front end :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Spot on Doc!. Changed the layout of some steps and had a much nicer (and expensive) solid hardwood gate. Driver's father paid cash for everything without quibble.
Police attended but took no further action. The father is a well known local businessman and a Worshipful Mason (just saying!).

Sleep with one eye open, never do more than 30 in a thirty zone and always go for a piss in pubs in a group. ;)

 

[Donmcfc]

Good name for a band

Nasty Grandma's Band would work if the band belonged to one nasty grandma.

 

[maccieblue]

Self service tills giving you your change in coppers.

Coppers that give you a servicing

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

My wife’s cats who do not use the scratching post but instead scratch the carpet immediately in front of it.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My wife’s cats who do not use the scratching post but instead scratch the carpet immediately in front of it.

I’d lock all the cat flaps

 

[knuckles]

Gardeners World, Monty and the team moaning (like Chris Packham) that it's been too dry in UK and all our gardens are now suffering, well let me tell you something Monty, it's not too dry here pal, after 2 hot days it's returned to wet/cloudy weather, last weekend didn't stop raining at all. So Monty, if you want some rain here's an idea, move north you git!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Gardeners World, Monty and the team moaning (like Chris Packham) that it's been too dry in UK and all our gardens are now suffering, well let me tell you something Monty, it's not too dry here pal, after 2 hot days it's returned to wet/cloudy weather, last weekend didn't stop raining at all. So Monty, if you want some rain here's an idea, move north you git!

I can only remember six rainy days since April. It’s hardly rained all Spring+Summer.

North West current reservoir levels:

24th July 2022	Actual stock	Change since last week	Average year	Last year
Regional Total	61.1%	-3.4%	76.4%	71.2%

 

[knuckles]

I can only remember six rainy days since April. It’s hardly rained all Spring+Summer.

North West current reservoir levels:

24th July 2022	Actual stock	Change since last week	Average year	Last year
Regional Total	61.1%	-3.4%	76.4%	71.2%

Well I look out of the window and every day (apart from today) it has rained in north east Manchester starting last Thursday 21st - https://assets.publishing.service.g...and_river_flow_summary_20_to_26_July_2022.pdf