Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

Road closure. I have never know so many road closures and diversions even the diversions routes have road closures.
Than it's the roads with road closure signs but aren't closed !

 

[diegoalv]

- People on public transport who talk on the phone as if no one else is around
- people who complaint about things, always, no matter what.
I read some Spinnaker Resorts reviews , place which i love, and some of them are just horrible. I don't understand how people have so much negativity these days.

 

[doots]

Horseflies, you orrible little cunts,they chomp on me when I'm outside like an all you can eat buffet.

 

[bluemc]

Wireless phone chargers.

That you have to plug into the wall and connect to the plug with.......a wire.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Cockneys on holiday
Why are they so fucking loud ?
Breakfast this morning, just choosing between an apple and an orange involved the whole fackin woom!!

Get both and decide when you back to the table you tw@t and leave everyone else out of it as no one else is remotely arsed !

Sorted.

 

[give it to gordon]

People who moan to the local press/media about them getting fined for driving up the curb to their house. Just get a dropped curb !!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Adverts on the radio that are trying to be "mildly amusing"

e.g. The latest one for Green Flag breakdown service......"I've just been out for a lovely meal with my in-laws, but my car's broken down"....then a funny bit at the end.

Or that little **** and his mother telling me not to flush wet wipes down the toilet.

And Paddy fucking McGuinness

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Any non Scandinavian that uses the term Smorgasbord....twats

Or anybody with an eclectic music taste. No, you just like different stuff.

 

[old blue]

Any non Scandinavian that uses the term Smorgasbord....twats

Or anybody with an eclectic music taste. No, you just like different stuff.

People that say they have a weird sense of humour but cannot give an example.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Koniec]

Glory hunting Cunts from out with Glasgow.scottish Scousers.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Flaky bastards pulling out of the cricket side on a Saturday morning with a bad tummy

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twats at the front of the check out queue who whilst having a long drawn out conversation with the cashier, who clearly doesn't give a fuck, keeps looking down the line of impatient customers as though they are all in agreeance with her...
' Just fuck off, my ice cream is melting....'

 

[Blue Mist]

Twats at the front of the check out queue who whilst having a long drawn out conversation with the cashier, who clearly doesn't give a fuck, keeps looking down the line of impatient customers as though they are all in agreeance with her...
' Just fuck off, my ice cream is melting....'

The simple answer is take your knob out of it.

 

[Barcon]

The simple answer is take your knob out of it.

Or pre chill yer knob prior to going out shopping.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Adverts on the radio that are trying to be "mildly amusing"

e.g. The latest one for Green Flag breakdown service......"I've just been out for a lovely meal with my in-laws, but my car's broken down"....then a funny bit at the end.

Or that little **** and his mother telling me not to flush wet wipes down the toilet.

And Paddy fucking McGuinness

Just Paddy fucking McGuiness. The unfunny man's funny man. Bastard's been stealing a living as a comic for years!

 

[Blue Mist]

Or pre chill yer knob prior to going out shopping.

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

 

[Barcon]

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

I’m not allowed in my own kitchen. “Unhygienic”, she said.

 

[give it to gordon]

Adverts which 95% of people who use it agree. Than you see only 300 people have been asked

 

[TinFoilHat]

Engerland fans in the wum.