Stupid little things that bug you

[Cellarite]

Twats on rollercoasters with arms in the air. They can fuck right off.

Marvellous stuff!

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Demonstrative people.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The guy who gets out of his assisted lounge seat, you look like a corpse in a pair of Everprest trousers. Nobody looks like that no matter how infirm they are when getting out of a chair and gormlessly walking across their lounge. I wont be buying one based on that advert.

 

[gaz76]

The hand dryers in public toilets which sound like a DC10 about to take off...

With you on that one, and the twats that somehow take 10 mins to dry their hands with them,

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Demonstrative people.

Indeed.

And those who use hyperboles all the time. Everything is either catastrophically terrible and the end of the world or amazingly fantastic and the best thing in the world. They either absolutely hate something or absolutely love it. They’re either crying or raging, or hysterically laughing or praising.

People just need to level the fuck out a bit. Calm the fuck down.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Indeed.

And those who use hyperboles all the time. Everything is either catastrophically terrible and the end of the world or amazingly fantastic and the best thing in the world. They either absolutely hate something or absolutely love it. They’re either crying or raging, or hysterically laughing or praising.

People just need to level the fuck out a bit. Calm the fuck down.

Or fuck the fuck off.

 

[bluebaja]

Those Revitive ads on TV. Particularly the one with Eamonn Holmes 'but it's my legs, they're aaaaching...'

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

People who let off fireworks.

People who let off.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I'm always being sold the wrong lottery ticket. - Not won the fucking jackpot in over 20 years.

You should complain.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Out of control Space Hoppers.