Stupid little things that bug you

[ali benarbia's studs]

new trend of doing RIP videos for Celebrities on YT who are dead(and they are not dead!)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Or after having a shit Al fresco

My al frescos are usually quite good.

 

[Looby blue]

People who yawn loudly, there's no need for it, you've made a conscious decision to add volume to that yawn that could just as easily be done on the quiet without the whole world knowing that you've just fucking yawned.

 

[laserblue]

Americanisms…
The worst is people who say “From the get go”

Uptick is another that grinds my gears. It won't be long before the next Americanism buzzword reaches us. On discussion programmes from the US someone often says "There's a lot to unpack here" meaning there's a lot of aspects of the subject to discuss. You've all been warned.

 

[laserblue]

You can never find a Dock leaf when you get nettled!

Just piss on the sting. It won't help but it'll be a laugh for passers by.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That new MacDonalds ad. Cheesy and pointless, no pun intended. Who's going to give a shit about how many points you have and whether or not you can get a free cup of shite coffee whilst singing a ridiculous song to your mrs over the phone/CB/ Walkie talkie.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Uptick is another that grinds my gears. It won't be long before the next Americanism buzzword reaches us. On discussion programmes from the US someone often says "There's a lot to unpack here" meaning there's a lot of aspects of the subject to discuss. You've all been warned.

People who use the phrase “grinds my gears” before telling everyone else what they shouldn’t be saying.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who constantly use hazard lights to stop wherever they want for any insignificant reason.

My work insists we are perfectly allowed to do this, even on double yellows or in a junction.

The fucking idiots.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who abuse Helen Worth (Gail Platt) off Coronation Street On here.
I don’t know why you do it, although I accept she wasn’t everybody cup of tea, she was still attractive.

The abuse that Luke Shaw gets on here for being overweight. Mention his name and it is also followed with Greggs or pies. He is not overweight, he plays for an odious club I grant you but their must be some serious alpha male bodies on here to slate him about his physique.

Give him grief for being a rag by all means but for his weight, nah.

Rag.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.