Open your wallet more then you tight Cnut :-)Flies
They have to whole world to fly around yet they choose my living room. Than cant find they way out of an open window
I was sitting on a plane and this huge, and I mean huge American woman sat next to me.Anyone who puts their seat back on a plane is an absolute ****.
Have a chat with @give it to gordon :-)Moths. Bastards have made a hole in one of my best pairs of trousers.
Makes me want to light more candles than a scouser after a defeat and burn the annoying little cnuts.
Eye eyeSat here like a fucking dick with a home made eye patch on. Fuck you nhs wankers, fuck you gp's, just fuck off. you can't be arsed treating people so stop drawing you salary.
Sorry carry on everyone
Also the fuckers who take half an hour putting their bag in the overhead locker.
What about Beefy Botham "Are you coming for a walk today Sue"...... "No fuck off you fat bastard, im getting a restraining order out on you"Those Revitive ads on TV. Particularly the one with Eamonn Holmes 'but it's my legs, they're aaaaching...'