Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Eye eye

That's 2 you rotter I'm having to make do with one most of the time
I looked a right dick sat in the Grey Horse in sunglasses so today my eye patch arrived. As the bastards in the pub said, my parrot is coming on Wednesday.

 

[Zinchilla]

People who leave a cupboard door or drawer open.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People who leave a cupboard door or drawer open.

Sorry about that, I thought they were self closing ones.

 

[laserblue]

Anyone who puts their seat back on a plane is an absolute ****.

Especially during meal or drink service.

 

[laserblue]

That's 2 you rotter I'm having to make do with one most of the time
I looked a right dick sat in the Grey Horse in sunglasses so today my eye patch arrived. As the bastards in the pub said, my parrot is coming on Wednesday.

Hook and wooden leg to follow?

 

[crazyg]

That's 2 you rotter I'm having to make do with one most of the time
I looked a right dick sat in the Grey Horse in sunglasses so today my eye patch arrived. As the bastards in the pub said, my parrot is coming on Wednesday.

When do you get your wooden leg?
;-)

 

[Blue Mist]

When do you get your wooden leg?
;-)

Every Saturday morning

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

The part time 90 minute vociferous and highly opinionated football manager who sat behind me in the South stand at the Palace game.

 

[Bill Walker]

Twats checking their phone at traffic lights.
Makes my piss boil.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Sat here like a fucking dick with a home made eye patch on. Fuck you nhs wankers, fuck you gp's, just fuck off. you can't be arsed treating people so stop drawing you salary.


Sorry carry on everyone

Because you have one eye?