Stupid little things that bug you

[lloydie]

Oi, ours has a name, I haven't a clue what it means, probably Hovel on a mossy hillside and we've got a shiney piece of Welsh slate proudly boasting the fact.... I don't know of anyone who lives in a house with a number round here and there are 3 houses in town with the same name that I know of so there must be more. The postmen deliver the letters based on the persons name not their house name. You're fucked if your name's Rowlands.

What's the name of your house ?
Love Welsh place/house names as they're mostly descriptive and,imo, quite poetic. Ours is called Tonnau Gwynion (p; tonnay) which is White Waves, quite apt as we have a sea view.
But, I used to deliver around south Manchester & Cheshire and hated winter deliveries after 4pm, no plaque or if present unlit, down a leafy lane would entail, pre-mobile, finding a functional payphone and politely asking the inconsiderate cunts to stand on the road and wave. The temptation to run the fuckers over was real.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Nobody Wants To Live Here Avenue

I’d Rather Be Dead Heights.

I’d Go Back If I Were You Crescent.

Not me, but someone came up with 'Brokeback Monton"...

 

[crazyg]

I don't like that my inbox is full of spam every single day

Have you tried corned beef?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What's the name of your house ?
Love Welsh place/house names as they're mostly descriptive and,imo, quite poetic. Ours is called Tonnau Gwynion (p; tonnay) which is White Waves, quite apt as we have a sea view.
But, I used to deliver around south Manchester & Cheshire and hated winter deliveries after 4pm, no plaque or if present unlit, down a leafy lane would entail, pre-mobile, finding a functional payphone and politely asking the inconsiderate cunts to stand on the road and wave. The temptation to run the fuckers over was real.

Bryn Tawel and the road is Maes Caled.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The hand dryers in public toilets which sound like a DC10 about to take off...

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Passengers in my car who re-tune the radio or turn the volume up/down without asking.

 

[Cellarite]

Twats on rollercoasters with arms in the air. They can fuck right off.

Marvellous stuff!

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Demonstrative people.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The guy who gets out of his assisted lounge seat, you look like a corpse in a pair of Everprest trousers. Nobody looks like that no matter how infirm they are when getting out of a chair and gormlessly walking across their lounge. I wont be buying one based on that advert.

 

[gaz76]

The hand dryers in public toilets which sound like a DC10 about to take off...

With you on that one, and the twats that somehow take 10 mins to dry their hands with them,