Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

How Big Macs never look like the picture.

At least they taste like it ....... laminated cardboard

 

[york away to this!]

Slippers that only fit properly for a few months then stretch so much they keep falling off. Have tried buying a smaller size but the same thing happens.

Just put an additional pair of socks on every two to three days...

 

[idahoblues]

Autocorrect

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Prequels in sci-fi films that have more advanced and modern clothing, buildings, decor, vehicles, weapons etc. than the original films that are supposed to be set after them.

 

[give it to gordon]

How Big Macs never look like the picture.

I bought one the first one this year ! Got home it had no burger only lettuce and about 20 of those other green things

 

[KS55]

Autocorrect

My autocorrect is bonkers. A proper name gets changed, so if I type “Richarlison” it is corrected to “Richardson” and it sometimes takes several attempts to get the correct name entered. Grrrrr….

 

[KS55]

contradictions

Kids learn about global warming and than get into mummy's huge 4x4. Or as one does around here mummy's Lamborghini !

Where does she live? Asking for a friend.

 

[KS55]

Sorry about that, I thought they were self closing ones.

And there’s another thing….self closing doors that don’t close.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And there’s another thing….self closing doors that don’t close.

Self opening doors that don't open too.

Stand there looking like a dick for what seems like 10 seconds only for it to then open as you move towards the manual button...bit like being left hanging on a high five.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Self service payment points in supermarkets.

Cause more mither than Putin.