Stupid little things that bug you

[Petethemancinleeds]

Jedward at their peak whenever that was, today and tomorrow.

 

[East Level 2]

Aldi:
Dear customers, we are closing till number three, please use another till.
And within 60 seconds:
Dear customers we are opening till number three, please unload your shopping. - Followed by "Till assistant required at till number three".

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who pronounce Ibiza like it’s an Apple product.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Spending time in the garden cutting, edging, pruning and weeding etc, only to come back in the house, look out of the window and see that leaves have already fallen on the lawn.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Slippers that only fit properly for a few months then stretch so much they keep falling off. Have tried buying a smaller size but the same thing happens.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Posters on here who make an obvious fuck up re a post but not got the cojones to apologise to the author.

 

[citizen_maine]

Slippers that only fit properly for a few months then stretch so much they keep falling off. Have tried buying a smaller size but the same thing happens.

Have you considered that maybe you and slippers don't get on?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Slippers that only fit properly for a few months then stretch so much they keep falling off. Have tried buying a smaller size but the same thing happens.

Are you sure you’re not the Incredible Hulk?

 

[laserblue]

Slippers that only fit properly for a few months then stretch so much they keep falling off. Have tried buying a smaller size but the same thing happens.

Those Hobbit feet are a bastard.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

How Big Macs never look like the picture.