Stupid little things that bug you

[BrianW]

Moths. Bastards have made a hole in one of my best pairs of trousers.
Makes me want to light more candles than a scouser after a defeat and burn the annoying little cnuts.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Anyone who puts their seat back on a plane is an absolute ****.

I was sitting on a plane and this huge, and I mean huge American woman sat next to me.
I’m a decent 16.5 stone yet she shifted me off the armrest like swatting a fly and spent the entire 6 hour journey talking loudly and constantly feeding her family.
What a Cnut ?
Also the fuckers who take half an hour putting their bag in the overhead locker.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Moths. Bastards have made a hole in one of my best pairs of trousers.
Makes me want to light more candles than a scouser after a defeat and burn the annoying little cnuts.

Have a chat with @give it to gordon :-)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sat here like a fucking dick with a home made eye patch on. Fuck you nhs wankers, fuck you gp's, just fuck off. you can't be arsed treating people so stop drawing you salary.


Sorry carry on everyone

Eye eye

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Also the fuckers who take half an hour putting their bag in the overhead locker.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Those Revitive ads on TV. Particularly the one with Eamonn Holmes 'but it's my legs, they're aaaaching...'

What about Beefy Botham "Are you coming for a walk today Sue"...... "No fuck off you fat bastard, im getting a restraining order out on you"
& dont get me started on that twat selling god knows what insurance "I think I am going to buy a new pair of binoculars with my voucher"....... "I bet you are Brian you dirty old pervert"

 

[Blue Mist]

Eye eye

That's 2 you rotter I'm having to make do with one most of the time
I looked a right dick sat in the Grey Horse in sunglasses so today my eye patch arrived. As the bastards in the pub said, my parrot is coming on Wednesday.

 

[Zinchilla]

People who leave a cupboard door or drawer open.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People who leave a cupboard door or drawer open.

Sorry about that, I thought they were self closing ones.

 

[laserblue]

Anyone who puts their seat back on a plane is an absolute ****.

Especially during meal or drink service.