Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

How Big Macs never look like the picture.

I bought one the first one this year ! Got home it had no burger only lettuce and about 20 of those other green things

 

[KS55]

Autocorrect

My autocorrect is bonkers. A proper name gets changed, so if I type “Richarlison” it is corrected to “Richardson” and it sometimes takes several attempts to get the correct name entered. Grrrrr….

 

[KS55]

contradictions

Kids learn about global warming and than get into mummy's huge 4x4. Or as one does around here mummy's Lamborghini !

Where does she live? Asking for a friend.

 

[KS55]

Sorry about that, I thought they were self closing ones.

And there’s another thing….self closing doors that don’t close.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And there’s another thing….self closing doors that don’t close.

Self opening doors that don't open too.

Stand there looking like a dick for what seems like 10 seconds only for it to then open as you move towards the manual button...bit like being left hanging on a high five.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Self service payment points in supermarkets.

Cause more mither than Putin.

 

[Dirty Harry]

People overtaking you on your bike going uphill, when they’re on those electric bikes !
Why do they always give you a smug look and smile as if to say “look I’m faster than you”, just fuck off !

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Watching on TV a real-life murder investigation. After each ad-break, the narrator spends 5 minutes repeating what was learnt from the last session.

 

[Jesus2020]

Shit music in clothes places or any shopping place.

 

[Barcon]

Shit music in clothes places or any shopping place.

Last time I went into a shop playing shit music was to tell them they were playing shit music.