Stupid little things that bug you

Yeah, the daftest are those that inform us that Team X hasn't beaten Team Y for forty-five years. They must think that statistically there's a voodoo on Team X. Most of the so-called stats are devoid of any mathematical robustness and are generally irrelevant to the game that would just be starting!

The one I have laughed at most were the statistics' that surrrounded our visits to the new Haringey arena! Never scored a goal, never mind a point! Oh, hang on, here's Erling to confirm a 0-2 victory!
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Red squirrels. What the fuck is wrong with these things?
I have never heard such a racket.
This little prick is going batshit crazy in the pines on our front lawn.
I'm getting an air rifle and shooting his fucking voice box out.
 
Red squirrels. What the fuck is wrong with these things?
I have never heard such a racket.
This little prick is going batshit crazy in the pines on our front lawn.
I'm getting an air rifle and shooting his fucking voice box out.
Don’t mess around, get a ‘Benjamin Vaporizer’ in a 22. Great accurate air rifle, with scope about $230. Then eat the squirrel
 
Iconic....every fucking thing is described as being 'iconic'...if every fucking thing is iconic, then nothing is iconic....
Describing some event as "Historic" when it's simply a new record.
"Historic" world record. There must have been an "Historic" world record for the previous one" and "Historic" for the one before that and so on...
Almost as "Historic" as landing on the moon.
 
Describing some event as "Historic" when it's simply a new record.
"Historic" world record. There must have been an "Historic" world record for the previous one" and "Historic" for the one before that and so on...
Almost as "Historic" as landing on the moon.
i hear that....meanwhile back in Iconic -ville...
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When a question is asked on social media, someone gives the correct answer and then it’s followed by another 20 people giving the same answer. STOP it, they have got what they asked for, it’s not a free to enter prize completion.
 
Shouldn’t say this but tv programmes where the screen is half the normal size and there’s someone doing sign language

Also cling film where it goes off centre - fucking nightmare to get back again
 

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