Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

People are their obsession with their phones on public transport get on my wick.

If they’re not bumping into you because they’re looking at their screen and not the wider world they’re filming themselves.

There was one lad on the Met on the way to a game last year and he was filming himself smoking an e-cig, exhaling the smoke, and singing along to some line in a song. So I kept putting my hand in shot and giving it the wanker sign. He kept staring again, I kept doing it… he got off the Met!

If I see someone on the street just looking down on their phone whilst ambling along I deliberately walk straight at them. Sad but loads of fun .

 

[jonah62]

Cunts that use more than one parking space
Cunts on their phones via loudspeaker
Cunts that don’t return their shopping trolley and leave it in a car space
Cunts that take selfies

 

[give it to gordon]

If I see someone on the street just looking down on their phone whilst ambling along I deliberately walk straight at them. Sad but loads of fun .

Its not just me that does that than ;)

 

[KS55]

Watching on TV a real-life murder investigation. After each ad-break, the narrator spends 5 minutes repeating what was learnt from the last session.

TV listings that assume you know what kind of program it is.

 

[Barcon]

Re: the knobheads that walk around like zombies on their phones. I love it when they are crossing the street and are completely oblivious to the fact that if it wasn't for me paying attention, they'd be dead.
I like to alert them to the fact by slipping my truck into neutral and stomping on the accelerator.
You can sometimes even get to see the colour drain from their face.

 

[KS55]

Self checkouts that have audio instructions. I AM DEAF YOU CUNTS.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

The Tesco self checkout announcement "Don't forget to scan your Clubcard" in a very camp male voice.

 

[KS55]

White blokes with dreadlocks.

Contrary to popular opinion dreadlocks have been common amongst Europeans since time immemorial. So, if someone accuses a white man of cultural appropriation for wearing them, they are just demonstrating their own ignorance. The idea that locks are of Caribbean origin is false. See ”nitty gritty”.

 

[KS55]

Working in an electrical retail background for over 20 years people who call vacuum cleaners Hoovers.

It winds me up something rotten.

Unless you are actually buying a Hoover vacuum cleaner they should never be referred as Hoovers

Dam

 

[KS55]

Our mix-and-match usage of imperial and metric system measurements bugs me.

My height, chest, waist, inside leg, shoe size, weight, distance to somewhere, speed I’m travelling, the drink I order at the pub, the burger I order from Charcoal Pit etc etc. are all taken in imperial measurements.

But the weights at the gym, bottles of Coke at the shop, and furniture from IKEA are all taken in metric.

Just fucking stick with one or the other.

I’ve never once changed my scales to KGs to see how much I weigh, so why are the weights in the gym in KGs? Makes no sense!

“I’m doing a ten ‘kay’ run soon, hoping to build up to a marathon one day”… Why is one 10km but the other 26miles? Fucking make them both km or both miles.

Eggs still sold in sixes and dozens….er money went decimal in 1971 ffs.