Stupid little things that bug you

[Tugay One Cup]

"methinks"

 

[bluemc1]

“ it’s been a minute “ for say if you’ve not seen someone for a while

 

[DrBlueBob]

Straight line wankers, as in drivers who obviously think their vehicle will barrel roll in a ball of fire if they take a corner at more than 15 miles an hour but put their foot down as soon as there is a tiny bit of straight road ahead, clearly not noticing or giving a flying fuck if they do notice, the massive queue of traffic who can actually drive forming behind them.

Not every one of these (insert expletive here) are ferrying their crippled granny to the osteo ward whilst delivering eggs.

 

[Barcon]

Straight line wankers, as in drivers who obviously think their vehicle will barrel roll in a ball of fire if they take a corner at more than 15 miles an hour but put their foot down as soon as there is a tiny bit of straight road ahead, clearly not noticing or giving a flying fuck if they do notice, the massive queue of traffic who can actually drive forming behind them.

Not every one of these (insert expletive here) are ferrying their crippled granny to the osteo ward whilst delivering eggs.

I like to ask them if they are taking their goldfish out for a drive.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I like to ask them if they are taking their goldfish out for a drive.

Ha ha. But only if you can catch them.

 

[Barcon]

Ha ha. But only if you can catch them.

Another one for the weirdos that take a corner doing 2mph. “Don’t fucking roll it, mate”.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Another one for the weirdos that take a corner doing 2mph. “Don’t fucking roll it, mate”.

The guy I was following earlier today (for fucking miles) was in a high end Jaguar SUV.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The guy I was following earlier today (for fucking miles) was in a high end Jaguar SUV.

I much prefer country road driving but yeah on one at the wrong time and I'm as annoyed as I used to be listening to talkragshite.

 

[talkativesprout]

Straight line wankers, as in drivers who obviously think their vehicle will barrel roll in a ball of fire if they take a corner at more than 15 miles an hour but put their foot down as soon as there is a tiny bit of straight road ahead, clearly not noticing or giving a flying fuck if they do notice, the massive queue of traffic who can actually drive forming behind them.

Not every one of these (insert expletive here) are ferrying their crippled granny to the osteo ward whilst delivering eggs.

"You do know the speed limit is a maximum not a target?"...Yes i wanted to punch the original author of that soundbite too

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who start every sentence with “as I say”.