Stupid little things that bug you

[The Black Shed]

Come-to-bed-eyes

 

[richardtheref]

People asking me all the time where I am from.

I tell them the town, but they reply, "No, where are you really from?"

"Oh, England", I will reply.


Actually, I don't give a toss, a perfectly normal question............but when they ask, "Are you from Australia?"

Well, that's a step too far!!!!!

Some people, when they hear I was born in South Africa, say "but you are not black".

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Some people, when they hear I was born in South Africa, say "but you are not black".

Youve got to be kidding me, nobody has said that. Not having it sorry

 

[richardtheref]

Youve got to be kidding me, nobody has said that. Not having it sorry

I had to show 1 lad i work with my driving licence to prove where I was born It doesn't happen a lot. Only about 4 or 5 times. The other thing that people say when they find out is "but you aren't racist"

 

[Blue Mist]

Think yourself lucky. I was once asked, “yeah, but what part of England are you from? Scotland”?

We're you wearing your skirt at the time.


Just askin'

 

[Barcon]

We're you wearing your skirt at the time.


Just askin'

I prefer the term, “work frock“.

 

[Slipper One]

Some people, when they hear I was born in South Africa, say "but you are not black".

.........and you must have been so racially offended?

However, the BBC wouldn't be interested in your story, it doesn't fit their agenda.

 

[idahoblues]

Turd on a string

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who change their mind part way through shopping and just leave the thing they don't want any more on the nearest shelf rather than return it to where they got it from.

You absolute lazy twats!!!

They’re usually the type to leave their shopping trolley in a parking space n’all

 

[Barcon]

When you tell someone you need 50, 6' pieces of pine tongue and groove and they bring 40, and now you have to back downtown tomorrow morning to finish the job when you ended up leaving at 1:30pm today.