Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

I remember you doing it ergh telling us.

Oh Flo I love you so
Especially in your nightie
And when the moonlight flits
Across your tits, ah jesus christ almighty

I miss Flo. She always had a pint glass on ice for me.

 

[East Level 2]

Cunting cycle food delivery cunts. Jumping red lights, riding on pavements, going down one-way streets the wrong way and no lights at night. Cunts the lot of them.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I miss Flo. She always had a pint glass on ice for me.

That bugs me. Recipe for a pint that goes flat quickly if ever there was one

 

[Paul1970]

next door to me parking outside my house in my car spot .

 

[DrBlueBob]

I remember you doing it ergh telling us.

Oh Flo I love you so
Especially in your nightie
And when the moonlight flits
Across your tits, ah jesus christ almighty

Little Flo.

It bugs me when people mis quote the classics. :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Little Flo.

It bugs me when people mis quote the classics. :-)

@DrBlueBob I previously mis quoted the lines for El Paso by Marty Robbins on here and now it seems Little Flo has met the same fate.
For some reason I always thought he said Oh Flo.

Oh well.
Corrected I stand. :-)

 

[DrBlueBob]

@DrBlueBob I previously mis quoted the lines for El Paso by Marty Robbins on here and now it seems Little Flo has met the same fate.
For some reason I always thought he said Oh Flo.

Oh well.
Corrected I stand. :-)

You are most welcome. OCD, it would seem, is both a blessing and a curse.

Jump, you fucker jump. :-)

 

[BrianW]

My own carelessness.
Sometimes I make things without reading the instructions properly and screw up, so I have to go back and undo my work. It's frustrating, but it's a habit of mine.
My missus says 'Why don't you read the instructions?'
Because I think I know better. But sometimes I don't. It's fucking annoying but it's something I do.

 

[Stephen230]

If the question were phrased differently would that make it non racist?

By that I mean are you allowed to ask someone's heritage? I would have thought that would be ok as it's presumably borne out of interest as opposed to any other emotion.

I ask as it seems a minefield these days as to what one can or cannot say.

If, and I’m not taking it as an undisputed fact, the woman’s version of the conversation is accurate, it wasn’t simply a question. It was a grilling. The woman, allegedly, asked the question, didn’t like the answer, so carried on asking it, until she got an answer she was presumably happy with.

 

[Dirty Harry]

next door to me parking outside my house in my car spot .

I know it’s very “little Englander” like, but it bugs the shit out of me too, the list of stories are endless but the other week, I had to put a cone and my bin out to stop people parking so my girlfriend could park outside my house and bring her luggage in, she phoned me to say she’s round the corner so I can move them, which I do, walk back in the house, look out of the window, and next doors son just pulls up and parks there, wouldn’t mind but they have space for two outside their house, one of which was free !