Stupid little things that bug you

[Dirty Harry]

Drivers who pull out in front of you only to drive slow

Me too, especially when they then go to turn right Immediately after and hold every other fucker up .

Happens to me everyday and its almost always a fckin Toyota Prius - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It’s always Nissan Micra’s with me, I never ever let them in in front of me, my girlfriend thought I was weird as fuck when she went to let one in and I shouted ‘NOOOOOOOOO’ !

 

[oscbarcelona]

when you are attempting to cross the road and someone is driving so slow that it allows cars etc travelling on the opposite side to catch up, delaying one for a lifetime ..

people should drive normal

 

[maccieblue]

Wow, I've parked at quite a few since 1993. Especially Knutsford. Maybe it was only Hilton that charged back then. Did they let you off ?

They let me off after I got a letter from the AA
Possibly was just Hilton park that had that rule

 

[Protein Junkie]

Me too, especially when they then go to turn right Immediately after and hold every other fucker up .

It’s always Nissan Micra’s with me, I never ever let them in in front of me, my girlfriend thought I was weird as fuck when she went to let one in and I shouted ‘NOOOOOOOOO’ !

I’m sure Micra’s have a top speed approx 25 mph.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Happened to me on a country road the other day. Was behind said driver for a while who never indicated at junctions. He also didn't give way to oncoming traffic coming up a steep hill.

The bloke had the cheek to have a "baby onboard" sign on his car. It isn't other drivers his baby needs to worry about.

Got to love the ' Baby on Board ' sign, like an invisible force shield surrounding the incompetant mummy. Safe and sound in their protective bubble, never to be involved in a single accident but capable of causing hundreds.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Got to love the ' Baby on Board ' sign, like an invisible force shield surrounding the incompetant mummy. Safe and sound in their protective bubble, never to be involved in a single accident but capable of causing hundreds.

They work brilliantly mate. I've lost count of the amount of cars that I was about to ram off the road but saw the sign and stopped myself in the nick of time.

 

[give it to gordon]

Cars dip beam that every time the car goes over the slightest bump it looks like they are flashing you

 

[DrBlueBob]

Cars dip beam that every time the car goes over the slightest bump it looks like they are flashing you

I very recently discovered that my headlight (dipped) angle is, shall we say, antisocial. I have been wondering why I got the odd person gesticulating at me (I don't drive much at night) and slowly worked out that I have been a massive wanker as it looks as though I am on high beam.

Thankfully I have sorted it now but I only realised after dark going to Cornwall so I had to drive for about four hours in the dark and really pissing everyone off.

This is my apology to the world.

 

[beast]

I hate all christmas songs, Its the same turgid rendition I have listened to for over fifty years. I enjoyed the song when they first featured in the hit parade pop pickers but Slade / Band Aid, Kirsty McColl, etc for the past 30 to 50 years does my head in.
And don’t get me started in Mariah Carey or that Santa baby song, they can all fuck off.

Yes , I know, I resemble the Grinch.

Christmas songs are anti music.
Even that **** robert Williams tried one a year or two ago with a line about the shops being shut, referring to the pandemic.
Shithouse cunts the lot of them (apart from noddy holder, don't mind him earning off that for some bizarre reason).

 

[Donmcfc]

Some people, when they hear I was born in South Africa, say "but you are not black".

It must have been cloudy on the day you were born.