Stupid little things that bug you

That young rag player Heaven who apparently they signed from arsenal.....I fume looking at his name on the back of his shirt with the typeset of the A & V.

I was under the impression that there were only certain fonts legally available to use by premier directives
 
People who tell you they were crying or nearly crying to let you know how much something means to them like it's a badge of honour
 
Personal trainers who look like they need a personal trainer. How can I trust them to make me fitter?

Medical personnel who smoke stood right outside the entrance to the medical building. How can I trust them to know what's good for me?
Same with people who come out of a gym, and immediately light up a cancer stick. As Yoda might say; boggles, the mind does.
 
The phrase "They always find a way"

Not sure where it originated, but I first heard it used by Gary Neville after City's slightly fortuitous late victory at Newcastle last Season.

It was then repeated ad nauseum after Real Madrid beat us on penalties.
Utter bollocks, but people actually took it seriously, as though Madrid deliberately allowed De Bruyne to miss a late chance.
 

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