Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

That woman's voice who does the radio adverts for Amazon Prime.

Her "whisper talking" really grates.
Just speak normally

 

[Kinkybyname]

when the nipper valve doors on the torpedo bay close just before the torpedo is fully launched

 

[Bri1975]

Anyone who tells you " it's great weather for ducks"
Tedious c**ts

 

[diegoalv]

People in the cinema who don’t silence their phones are seriously annoying—it just takes a second to put it on silent! But instead of letting that ruin my mood, I’m focusing on the positives today. I actually found the perfect gift for my wife from maelys, and I’m really happy about it. Can’t wait to surprise her—it feels good to get something thoughtful that I know she’ll love

 

[Kippax77]

Knighthoods

 

[give it to gordon]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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My blood pressure jumped up as soon as I saw that photo.

 

[give it to gordon]

My blood pressure jumped up as soon as I saw that photo.

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Its our office carpark ! We put notes on their windscreen saying ' free parking lessons see inside '

 

[KS55]

England playing ‘football’.

 

[normskih]

England playing ‘football’.

Was that what it was. Come back Southgate, all is forgiven;)

 

[Grassland Blue]

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Car parking spaces haven't kept up with the size of cars e.g Morris 1000s, Minis, MG's etc. tbf.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

People in the cinema. Full. Stop.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Creaming one through mid wicket and catching the toe end of the bat

 

[1961_vintage]

Great call. And fuck me thats a first. Humor from an American poster. Love it

Fixed.

 

[Bri1975]

Morrisons jobsworth cafe staff
went in morrisons today with my dad he went to the cafe for a full English, I got their salad bar meal deal
Joined my dad in cafe to eat dinner , when his food was brought to the table I was told only food bought from the cafe could be consumed there
Missus whilst working as a carer had the exact same except the staff sat at the table opposite to make sure she didn't eat her salad

 

[KS55]

People who leave little pauses in what they're saying so you can react to what they've said. I'm very petty but it annoys me.

I agree ………………
………………………… Completely.

 

[Streetsweeper]

People who use the words ‘simple’ and ‘simplistic’ interchangeably thinking they mean the same thing.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Overcooked bacon.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The American drawl.
As if they know more, much more, than you do, when really they're just thick......

 

[Bill Walker]

So many American women adopt vocal fry, drives me nuts, movies ,TV series etc