Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

When watching a tv programme and they put gaffer tap over the jacket makers name, which the person is wearing.
In some programs they do it in others they dont.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Cunts who walk round the gym like they’re the hardest man on the planet because they’ve just done a set of bicep curls.

I hate cunts who slam down weights. No need for it and is a nonce thing to do.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I just put the washing in the machine from the laundry bin
when my mrs wears 2 pair of tights and takes them off together so you have to separate the fucking things so they're washed properly,winds me up no end.

Could you not offer to remove them yourself, with your teeth? make life a little more exciting ;-)

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

YODEL. What a shocking delivery company that is. EVRI is a very close second.

 

[jimharri]

YODEL. What a shocking delivery company that is. EVRI is a very close second.

We have a company over here called Fastway. They seem to operate in other countries, though I'm not sure if they're in Blighty. Their reviews on Trustpilot are horrendous.....

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[stan bowles]

I hate cunts who slam down weights. No need for it and is a nonce thing to do.

I always think that if they can't control the final lift without letting it slam down then they're using weights that are too heavy for them.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could you not offer to remove them yourself, with your teeth? make life a little more exciting ;-)

or put them over your head screaming " whip me, beat me, call me Margaret "

 

[Grassland Blue]

or put them over your head screaming " whip me, beat me, call me Margaret "

Then go and rob a bank....

 

[Nellies left peg]

YODEL. What a shocking delivery company that is. EVRI is a very close second.

Evri used to be Hermes but changed their name presumably to get rid of the bad reputation they had but seem to have continued shit service in their new guise

 

[1961_vintage]

I just put the washing in the machine from the laundry bin
when my mrs wears 2 pair of tights and takes them off together so you have to separate the fucking things so they're washed properly,winds me up no end.

What is she a table or something?

 

[Dirty Harry]

I always think that if they can't control the final lift without letting it slam down then they're using weights that are too heavy for them.

Sometimes that’s true, but not always.

More apt with the recent bad weather and people having to walk on roads rather than the pavement, but motorists who don’t understand the term “other road users”.

 

[MellowJoe]

The phrase "thanks in advance" it bugs me, surely has to be only ever written and never uttered.. has anyone ever said it out loud? "thanks in advance" to a person?

 

[Stephen230]

The phrase "thanks in advance" it bugs me, surely has to be only ever written and never uttered.. has anyone ever said it out loud? "thanks in advance" to a person?

You’re bugged by potentially hearing something you’ve never heard said?

 

[the blue panther]

Footballers who, after they score a goal:-
Dance
Suck their thumb, or pretend to rock a baby on their arms.
Make a heart sign with their hands

Oh, for the days of a run back to the half way line, and possibly a handshake, like King Colin used to do.

 

[MellowJoe]

You’re bugged by potentially hearing something you’ve never heard said?

Yeah :(

 

[bennyboy]

Cunting cycle food delivery cunts. Jumping red lights, riding on pavements, going down one-way streets the wrong way and no lights at night. Cunts the lot of them.

Hate the fuckers.
I had them early on in the thread.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Lard arse parents who are loud and let their kids run riot in supermarkets. The toss parents then don't bother to apologise or have any courtesy to those around them. Shut your fucking loud gob and get a grip of your kids, it is a supermarket not a creche.

 

[give it to gordon]

People who drop their guts in front of you in a queue

 

[Big Swifty]

People here who write "Firminho"

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Lard arse parents who are loud and let their kids run riot in supermarkets. The toss parents then don't bother to apologise or have any courtesy to those around them. Shut your fucking loud gob and get a grip of your kids, it is a supermarket not a creche.

True, but as I said about 400 pages ago, the fuckers who let their 8 year olds sit in the main body of the trolley, after they've walked through puddles, rain, dog shit/piss etc. Someone else has to use the trolley after your kids have left various detritus in it.