Stupid little things that bug you

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People who creep their cars forwards inch by inch at red traffic lights. What’s the fucking point? These people usually tend to be really slow when the lights change anyway. Cunts.

Also people who stop in the cycle box at red lights. Again, absolute fuckwits who should have their vehicles crushed and be made to get the bus.

 

[heslops barnet]

Seasonal Weekend newspapers advertising Cartier jewellery & £1,000 gifts for your loved ones……

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When people say..."I know how you feel"

I empathise with that

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Amazon's two tier log in. I can't tap the link as I don't have a smart phone, and you have to log in to disable it. Why can't they just send a fucking code like everyone else.

FOC.

 

[blue44]

I just put the washing in the machine from the laundry bin
when my mrs wears 2 pair of tights and takes them off together so you have to separate the fucking things so they're washed properly,winds me up no end.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Just how does a club “brace”” itself for a transfer bid ?

And how do clubs enter a ‘race’ for a player- is this some actual event we always hear about but never see?
BBC gossip today have many a race on mostly involving Utd/Lpool…..

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

It used to be "Have a nice day", now, the check-out staff at my local B&M all say "Enjoy the rest of your day"".
Still, as somebody once claimed, " Better to be told to "Have a nice day" by someone who didn't mean it, than "Fuck off" by somebody who did.

People who say ‘have a nice weekend’ especially on a Tuesday!

 

[Stephen230]

My impression is that when American's say it, they are being sincere whereas Brits are just being snidey cunts.

There’s something reassuringly honest about British customer service in general that I hope never changes.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My impression is that when American's say it, they are being sincere whereas Brits are just being snidey cunts.

The Yanks are trained to say things like that from birth, they dont mean it and Brits say it because they've been watching too much American TV.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who walk round the gym like they’re the hardest man on the planet because they’ve just done a set of bicep curls.