Stupid little things that bug you

The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

Maybe they print a load and when they’ve all sold out and it’s become a best seller, they print a load more with ‘best seller’ stamped on them?
 
The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??
What constitutes a "best seller"? It's an immeasurable irrelevance. They may as well put "contains thousands of words".
 
Shops that have continual sales on.
Here in Oz there is a bag type shop chain "Strandbags" they sell suitcases, all kinds of bags. They always have big posters permanently on the windows 50% off, 60%off!!

It never changes and they are obviously trying to dupe people.
 
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Bin men.
You ignorant fuckers. In this world there are people who are disabled, others have prams to push. Just because you are too lazy to put the bins back properly, they are forced to go into the road.
I assume the binwanks think Russia is invading soon and so today, the ignorant tossers decided to build barricades across the pavements.
 
When football fans say things like, ‘we could have been 0-6 up at half time’ because we created six chances to score at 0-0.

What really happened is that we had six chances to go 0-1 up, it’s not that we could have been 0-6 up.
 

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