Stupid little things that bug you

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

I bet these very same people that continually press lift buttons thinking "It will surely arriver much faster if I do that."

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Taxi drivers who just sit in their car outside your house instead of getting out and knocking on your door. Then they fuck off without you ever realising they were sat outside your house.

 

[Blue Mist]

Taxi drivers who just sit in their car outside your house instead of getting out and knocking on your door. Then they fuck off without you ever realising they were sat outside your house.

Don't you get a text saying an uninsured, un registered bloke who has borrowed his mates licence is outside your house?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When football fans say things like, ‘we could have been 0-6 up at half time’ because we created six chances to score at 0-0.

What really happened is that we had six chances to go 0-1 up, it’s not that we could have been 0-6 up.

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[BlueMoonday]

The gym being absolutely packed in January with part timers and their short lived NY resolutions. My gym is already over-subscribed, it annoys me they keep taking on new members which degrades the value and experience for members who've been there for many years and paid more in to the club.

 

[PPT]

The gym being absolutely packed in January with part timers and their short lived NY resolutions. My gym is already over-subscribed, it annoys me they keep taking on new members which degrades the value and experience for members who've been there for many years and paid more in to the club.

They will all be gone by the end of the month - guaranteed.

 

[BlueMoonday]

They will all be gone by the end of the month - guaranteed.

The gym is already oversubscribed pal. I'm tempted to hire a watt bike for the year and turn my spare room in to a gym.

The gym im at claims to be "premium" but equipment remains broke for weeks. Wankers also hog lockers and keep them padlocked overnight.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The gym is already oversubscribed pal. I'm tempted to hire a watt bike for the year and turn my spare room in to a gym.

The gym im at claims to be "premium" but equipment remains broke for weeks. Wankers also hog lockers and keep them padlocked overnight.

I’ve left a ‘premium’ gym in the last year. They kept putting their prices up but the free weights area is non-existent and the place was often filthy.

Packed with Love Island and other Z list celebrities types n’all.

 

[laserblue]

I bet these very same people that continually press lift buttons thinking "It will surely arriver much faster if I do that."

Or the dickheads that press both up and down buttons at the same time thinking the lift will arrive faster.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I’ve left a ‘premium’ gym in the last year. They kept putting their prices up but the free weights area is non-existent and the place was often filthy.

Packed with Love Island and other Z list celebrities types n’all.

Was it Total Fitness Wilmslow by any chance?