Stupid little things that bug you

[normskih]

You picked up "from the get go" but not "should have" instead of "should have"!!

I focused on the get go bit;) However, you are correct and that’s another bug bear. Have you noticed though, how can the fragment by laserblue say ’should of‘ but in my copied bit said ‘should have?’ All I did was reply it? Unless it automatically completed a grammar check?

 

[DrBlueBob]

There was also one about his mother in law getting on the talking scales and it said 'one at a time please'

No coach parties.

 

[give it to gordon]

Just send the advert for burger kings planet based burger.

Why do vegans want the food to look like cheese, burger, bacon etc

 

[Bill Walker]

Cars not stopping for you at a zebra crossing

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Cars not stopping for you at a zebra crossing

I act as if I’m starting walking out anyway (without actually walking out) to shit them up then stick two fingers up at them as they look at me in their rear view mirror.

This is quite a common occurrence though isn’t it? A lot of cunts drive cars!

 

[Grassland Blue]

So, people who think that language evolving is a personal insult to their eardrums and we all should still be talking like Shakespeare or some shit.

I think regressing is the word you are looking for, rather than evolving.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So, people who think that language evolving is a personal insult to their eardrums and we all should still be talking like Shakespeare or some shit.

Adults who still talk like infants is not the evolution of language, it’s ffick cunts who don’t develop derr language skills after derr sixff birffday.

 

[Grassland Blue]

People who think it's socially acceptable to play music or other clips on their phones in public places without headphones. The worst of this is when they play TikTok content so it's just a few seconds of loud noise followed by another.
Got exposed to two examples of this yesterday. Once on a tram, and once in a restaurant. Why on earth would someone play music on their phone in a restaurant? Frankly bizarre & completely anti social behaviour.

I was in an almost empry carriage on a train when a youth came and sat opposite.
He started playing his 'music', which was far from melodic and was very irritating.
How to deal with this vegetable?
Well I had recently read a piece where someone had been in a similar situation and started to play some classical music. The irritating individual was himself irritated and moved down the train.
So I deployed this tactic, what have I got to lose? On goes Swan Lake.
Sure enough the vegetable started to get annoyed. "Turn it down", he said.
Up goes the volume.
He asked me several times before he got the message that I wasn't going to comply and wandered off.
I was amazed that this tactic worked, but it did and I would recommend anyone to use it.

 

[Bill Walker]

I was in an almost empry carriage on a train when a youth came and sat opposite.
He started playing his 'music', which was far from melodic and was very irritating.
How to deal with this vegetable?
Well I had recently read a piece where someone had been in a similar situation and started to play some classical music. The irritating individual was himself irritated and moved down the train.
So I deployed this tactic, what have I got to lose? On goes Swan Lake.
Sure enough the vegetable started to get annoyed. "Turn it down", he said.
Up goes the volume.
He asked me several times before he got the message that I wasn't going to comply and wandered off.
I was amazed that this tactic worked, but it did and I would recommend anyone to use it.

Bit risky these days

 

[Bill Walker]

Having to shave