Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

A group of singers like ( spice girls ) are called bands. They arent bands they do not play any instruments

My own pet hate.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Mumbles on and on with his boring drivel
So much my brain switches off

His snorting laugh gets on my tits

 

[give it to gordon]

Tennis players

They walking onto the court with more bags than I take on a fortnight holiday

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

Fat cunts wearing tracksuit bottoms.
You're only wearing them, to hide the embarrassment of going to the shop counter with a pair of 44"waist pants.

Cut down on the 3 Cs
cakes, crisps and Carling

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fuck off.
44 “ is fine.

 

[East Level 2]

Fat cunts wearing tracksuit bottoms.
You're only wearing them, to hide the embarrassment of going to the shop counter with a pair of 44"waist pants.

Cut down on the 3 Cs
cakes, crisps and Carling

Can I cut out Carling and replace it with curry and chocolate?

 

[Debaser]

Not taking tablets out of the blister packet side by side, and starting a new blister if the old one isn't finished.

Partner is recovering from surgery and I'm more than happy to pick up the extra slack, but seeing multiple packets of painkillers and anti inflammatories half finished is driving me up the fucking wall.

 

[laserblue]

Rylan Clark-Neal. He's had so much work done on his face and teeth that on those Cinch ads he looks like a CGI character.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Rylan Clark-Neal. He's had so much work done on his face and teeth that on those Cinch ads he looks like a CGI image.

He's not had any work done on his face at all...he was just born with a plastic head

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

When you order a full English breakfast and the beans are served in a little pot and, worse still, then placed on your plate. Not only is it damn stupid to look at and make it harder to eat, it also transfers germs from the work surface in the kitchen to your plate and the other food items.