Stupid little things that bug you

[J.G.Blue.]

My old mums 90, she takes loads of different pills & she is more or less blind, is it not possible to keep the boxes the pills come in the same size & the same colour!?
She just gets used to one type of pill being in a certain size box with a certain colour then the next time I get her prescription they have all Fuc#ing changed box sizes and box colour?
I know the suppliers change on a regular basis but just make a rule that each different type of pill has to be in a certain sized & certain colour box for fucks sake its not rocket science!

 

[Looby blue]

When I hand someone in a shop a note and they say out loud the denomination of the note as they're placing it in the till, as if if I'm going to try and hoodwink and bamboozle them into thinking I gave them more thus slyly trying to worm a bit more change out of them, cheeky cunts.

 

[Looby blue]

Peps wierd spitting.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Fucking 'lesbian's', with their unnecessary apostrophes!
; )

Fucking predictive text, with the unnecessary apostrophes!

Another one.

:-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any type of cooking programme when the victim/celebrity is required to taste the end result. Mmmmmm, delicious, superb, brilliant etc etc. I would pay good money for someone to spit it out and call it shite on live TV.

 

[Bill Walker]

Mumbles on and on with his boring drivel
So much my brain switches off

 

[Looby blue]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

 

[Winchester]

Fkn Tourists at the Etihad with their 50/50 scarves And being a pain in the ass sitting in other peoples seats Not understanding when they are told to move

 

[give it to gordon]

A group of singers like ( spice girls ) are called bands. They arent bands they do not play any instruments

 

[Dirty Harry]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

Worse for me are the middle aged men who’re losing their hair, shave it off, and instantly become ‘10 men’.