Stupid little things that bug you

[noseve]

My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.

I'd outlast her, no problem... :-)

 

[noseve]

Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

Wanky DJs bigging up their phone-ins - "win £250 free money!"

'£250 free money' - is that the same as '£250', then? Prick!

 

[noseve]

... and another thing :-)

Ex-pros in the commentary box using long words that:
1) they'd never normally use in any other situation; and that
2) are completely inappropriate anyway.

Also, randomly chucking 'to be fair' in front of any sentence, for no reason whatsoever.

 

[noseve]

Time of the month?

PMT and an empty chocolate machine - a frightening combination...

 

[Earlyriser]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

 

[hallsteve62]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )

 

[Earlyriser]

Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )

your interpretation of a full-load is a little different to what I was suggesting!

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

I'll bet she has a had a few full loads

 

[DiscoSteve]

Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

This gets my goat as well, the number of f**king half wits who simply cannot pronounce the letters 'TH' in words is off the scale - seems to be some 'urban sh@te' that they love on BBC1 as well as Radio 1 and 2.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Naga Munchetti

 

[Blue Mist]

You listen to Radio 1...?

Is someone holding you against your will?

Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').

I usually listen (in the car) to Radio 1 extra (I'm down wid day kids innit right) but they has some stupid quiz on.
I can't stand radio 2 and the commercial stations are just adverts.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Time of the month?

FUCK OFF!!!!! :-)

 

[Fourinarow]

When I have a browse on Instagram and people have posted photos and videos with HDR or whatever it is enabled, making them super bright. No fuckin need.

 

[Kinkybyname]

people coming into my shop asking for 'chicken Keevs'

 

[Bill Walker]

... and another thing :-)

Ex-pros in the commentary box using long words that:
1) they'd never normally use in any other situation; and that
2) are completely inappropriate anyway.

Also, randomly chucking 'to be fair' in front of any sentence, for no reason whatsoever.

People ending a statement with 'let that sink in'

 

[Bill Walker]

Pretentious phrases I remember from work.

"Synergy," "think outside the box," and "low-hanging fruit" "I'll ping you," "take this offline," or "put a pin in it"

Jargon such as "running something up the flagpole" or "blue-sky thinking"

Twats.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Pretentious phrases I remember from work.

"Synergy," "think outside the box," and "low-hanging fruit" "I'll ping you," "take this offline," or "put a pin in it"

Jargon such as "running something up the flagpole" or "blue-sky thinking"

Twats.

Take "it/this" offline is a polite way of not embarrassing people/someone in a wider situation. However buzz words are out of control, crystalise is the phrase at the moment that is hurting my brain.

 

[Winchester]

Idiots who answered questions posed to them
Starting their reply with "SO"

 

[RiversideBlue]

Idiots who answered questions posed to them
Starting their reply with "SO"

So, i agree.

 

[Bill Walker]

When there's no milk and I have to drink black tea or coffee.