Stupid little things that bug you

As it is the season....

Middle lane drivers on motorways and
Drivers that are incapable of moving out to let people in from slip roads.
The dotted line on the slip road when you are joining the main motorway carriageway means "give way'.
My issue is more with trying to get off the motorway onto the slip road.
I do agree about the middle lane hoggers though.
And tailgaters!
 
The dotted line on the slip road when you are joining the main motorway carriageway means "give way'.
My issue is more with trying to get off the motorway onto the slip road.
I do agree about the middle lane hoggers though.
And tailgaters!
Tailgaters are annoying as you would go faster if you could. I suppose my point about moving out for a joining lane is more to do with when you see 1+ free lanes to the right of the vehicle and they just maintain their speed in that lane.
 
Airport Transfer bus drivers who get irate because you don’t know every little stop off point at a resort.
Airport transfer companies who assume you must be staying at a hotel so insist they drop you off at one.
Airport transfer bus drivers who don’t give you an indication of when you might finally leave the fecking airport.
You could've just said
Airport Transfer bus drivers.
 
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
 
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
The fing is Kel, when you're free nil down after twen-y minutes ven fings don't bode well fer la-er on in va game.

Ian Wright BBC
 
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work 20250828_085303.jpg
 
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682
I am afraid I am guilty of things like that, including putting the recycle stuff by the inside waste bin and dirty plates by the dishwasher instead of in it. Subliminally I think I am trying to indicate to my Mrs that I am trying to do my bit to keep the house tidy.
 
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682
My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.
 
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

You listen to Radio 1...?

Is someone holding you against your will?

Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').
 
Empty packets left in cupboard/fridge.

You think there is a chocolate, packet of crisp or yogurt left?

Absolutely not!

Little sh1t of a daughter is always the culprit
 

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